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nerd pillock monkey ass

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@liamgallagher ewww arsenal, well done I GUESS

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@liamgallagher hahaha april fools

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@Skint_Eastwood1 reckless speed? 22 km/h? basically nothing. Alan did nothing wrong, the neighbour was provoking him, it's entirely the neighbour's fault, he deserved what he got

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@liamgallagher did you shake it all about though? the hokey cokey is a vigorous game

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@liamgallagher have a bubble bath you'll be enlightened

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@liamgallagher the early bird gets the worm liam

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@liamgallagher whats a moosh? some sort of prehistoric creature?

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was browsing pinterest and looking at all the gorillaz 'the mountain' artwork and had a thought, i'd love to see jamie hewlett recreate old @gorillaz artwork

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@liamgallagher can you tell me a bedtime story

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@liamgallagher lennon OR mcCartney liam?

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@liamgallagher morning?

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@liamgallagher how you feeling after man u won the Manchester derby? still sore?

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@McDonaldsUK App accepted my breakfast order at 10:54. Arrived at 11:02, when it said it's ready, but staff cancelled due to a 'system issue' and promised a refund. never received a refund. contacted Customer support but now refusing a refund, offering only a replacement. Why?

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@liamgallagher FUCK EVERYONE

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@liamgallagher happy new what liam!!! we love you!!!

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@pixelprayer

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@inhalercrave what is this show about and where can i watch it need to be all quizzed up before eli stars ❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹

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@liamgallagher fav heavy metal band?

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@liamgallagher Man U are winning trust

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@liamgallagher have a strawberry shortcake