Dylan Thompson

PhD candidate in English at UNC (20th/21st century novel); singer-songwriter Oxenford Clerk; trying to be a good writer and person. Happy Husband. he/him.

[Dylan Thompson @dyljamtho]

Loved ones, my single “This Must Be the Bottom” is now available on Spotify and iTunes! This is where I NEED you. Please go listen, and if you like it, give it a heart, add it to a playlist, listen some more, and… https://t.co/2ltrQmnLXB

[Dylan Thompson @dyljamtho]

@TypicalTuffyFan @Tcain_for_UNC @UNCBarstool State is a safety school for kids who can’t get into ECU

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Goff has the yips.

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Penei Sewell is my favorite player of all time. He’s unbelievable. #GoLions #OnePride #DETvsGB

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Being guarded by Ant Simons has to be an NBA player’s wet dream.

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Bullshit. Absolutely no justification to overturn that call

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This is a touchdown

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That should be targeting on McBride. Offensive player lowered his helmet into Brian Branch to cause a head on head collision

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Could there be a more unlikable game than one between Notre Dame and Texas A&M featuring two Duke transfers?

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Lebron and Steph, man.

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@RaraCougs They only won once Jimmer left. Jimmer has always been terrible and I’m glad I never have to watch him and his jacked up jump shot again.

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No wonder Jimmer couldn’t play in the NBA. What wet dog poop the US 3x3 teams have been

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@JohnathanBi An embarrassing reading of the Iliad. Achilles’ “wrath” is over his feelings being hurt and he opens the poem crying and whining to his mom. Things do not improve for him from there and he spends his eternal afterlife in regret that glory brings him no happiness.

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@DarthAmin @CornPuzzle @talkhoops Just had to go through the trouble of explaining “Nice Bobos” and a Gnome Named Gnorm to my wife after she whistled. My brain is now totally Cinephobed

[Dylan Thompson @dyljamtho]

@LevinthalSpade @FowlesHayden @roybelly @wyshynski Buddy… context. Vehicular manslaughter because he was speeding. Yes, that’s a mistake. I think I have a lot more forgiveness for a mistake that resulted in a death than a malicious torturer

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@LevinthalSpade @FowlesHayden @roybelly @wyshynski Who is the killer playing in the NHL?

[Dylan Thompson @dyljamtho]

@LevinthalSpade @FowlesHayden @roybelly @wyshynski The level of the sin matters. Miller’s sin wasn’t a mistake. It was an ongoing planned system of terrorizing and torturing a disabled kid

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@AP Once they’ve already been murdered, women and children aren’t often murdered again

[Dylan Thompson @dyljamtho]

@HawleyMO The grift is so fucking frustrating. I was off Biden, but these chickenshit Republicans are going to make me vote for him.
It’s so obvious Biden has nothing to do with any of this. A jury was unanimous on 34 counts, bud.
You act like Dems are super efficient and effective

[Steve Helwick @s_helwick]

There was nobody more full of life at all times. RIP Bill Walton ❤️