dyl

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

so SAY. geronimo

[katie🧃 @katiemedleyy]

Much like being on the bus

[Skyy ✦¹²⁷ | Bald Doie’s Military Wife :( | @d3aththekiddd]

I’m so sorry I missed your text. I be playing those shitty mobile games with my phone on airplane mode so I don’t get the ads.

[LEN @jaaayLENo]

Happy birthday to everyone for the rest of your lives. I can’t do this anymore

[vivian @blewmarine]

i’m not even catholic i’m just into guilt recreationally

[anna @ikeaduvet]

what i want for lunch doesn’t exist yet

[jz2 @mixedgrass666]

I like winter bc I fundamentally understand I deserve to suffer

[dyl @dylnburrows]

i stay smelling my pits in public to make sure i dont smell!!!! some of u should do the same!!!!!

[mothman @grantisdumb]

you almost have to laugh when it comes to how many multitudes I contain

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

sorry for sending 10 messages in a row beginning with “also”… i’m a real ponderer

[dyl @dylnburrows]

wearing a miniskirt is a very delicate balance between making sure my vag or my butt doesn’t pop out at any given moment and also looking very hot

[amaya @himbokisser]

may i be the fourth with you or whatever they say

[dyl @dylnburrows]

some days i remember ur nose never stops growing and some days i feel it

[Sloane Crosley @askanyone]

Cheers to those who celebrate:

[dyl @dylnburrows]

man just asked me out at a cafe and he was ugly as fuck but if he was willing to look past how i look when im hunched over a stool, maybe i should have considered it

[tatyana ;) @tatbaee]

missionary because i think HE’S pretty