Dylan

farts are funny sharts are runny

[Dylan @dyltron99]

@ShannonSharpe just say you're white bro, cuz you're acting white AF

[Golden State Warriors @warriors]

36.3 Points Per Game
5.7 Threes Per Game
3 Wins

#StephenCurry with another monster week. #NBAAllStar

[Dylan @dyltron99]

plan to get stupid rich: an app that makes sure you attach the attachment to your email 🤯

[Dylan @dyltron99]

Give me Madden Face of the Franchise Mode O-line version where I'm the Right Tackle 🔥🔥🔥

[Dylan @dyltron99]

She crunches goldfish
Staring right into my eyes
Quietly looking

[ashy daddy @Thundercat]

These vegan farts be clapping hard as fuck. My whole back be numb after

[Dylan @dyltron99]

Field goal holder dudes don't get enough credit

[Dylan @dyltron99]

@SolSnatchersNFT dang, tried for my first mint of anything, was prolly a second too slow! bummer

[Dylan @dyltron99]

Not to brag, but I cross streams with my 4yo like erryday

[Dylan @dyltron99]

Fatherhood is eating the broccoli stems

[Dylan @dyltron99]

I'm hella deliberate with the microwave timer

[Dylan @dyltron99]

@PFF_Sam Texas fascism

[Dylan @dyltron99]

Lemme get this straight -- Goldilocks goes through all that for PORRIDGE?!

[Dylan @dyltron99]

@GPIIBurner @Citizen510 @MattRix40 @anthonyVslater @timkawakami And why we need Lee AND Mulder? We need a ball hawk, I like GP2

[Dylan @dyltron99]

Oh hell yeah

[Adrian Wojnarowski @wojespn]

Free agent F Nemanja Bjelica has agreed to a one-year deal with the Golden State Warriors, source tells ESPN.

[Dylan @dyltron99]

Note to GOP: this is what intellectual integrity looks like #Cuomo

[Dylan @dyltron99]

Daddy why do I have a butt crack?
Looks at hands
Daddy why do I have small things?

[Dylan @dyltron99]

"Daddy why is our house big?"

[Dylan @dyltron99]

how to redeem the year: Manchin grows a pair -> pass voting rights in congress. Then Trump gets indicted and goes to prison.

[Dylan @dyltron99]

but hey at least the clippers lost