making a new introduction that sounds better lol:
hi! i’m Gabby, i’m a 22-year-old loser who’s obsessed w several different things. i write MattJay fanfic under the ao3 user dynamitebark and my letterboxd is garb_warb
i love movies and long walks on the beach.
i relate more to jay (naturally an anxious pussy, mom issues, and can be a self centered prick) which means i naturally have to make him suffer more in my fics. it’s ok tho cause he lowkey deserves it
@EveBabitz3 i remember getting sweaty when he took his jacket off to look at the Jay tattoo and being like “huh this movies good! so glad i’ll probably only watch it once”
“he looks better here than he did on the show. clearly he got some money.” - my dad after complaining about how he looked in The Burger (thanks Ted, i guess)
UK schools have a “recess” (break) in between 2nd and 3rd period?? hello why don’t we do that here what. at my high school you weren’t even guaranteed a study hall so sometimes lunch was the only break of the day 😭😭