garb (she/her)

22
loser who writes fanfics (mostly mattjay) and
watches movies
ao3:

[garb (she/her) @dynamitebarrk]

making a new introduction that sounds better lol:

hi! i’m Gabby, i’m a 22-year-old loser who’s obsessed w several different things. i write MattJay fanfic under the ao3 user dynamitebark and my letterboxd is garb_warb

i love movies and long walks on the beach.

[garb (she/her) @dynamitebarrk]

@horseyposting i got it back in may and every once and a while i just look down at it and smile like a loser 😭😭

[fish 🍀 @fishtrift]

i am so washed at traditional i might have to delete this . mabbl for the love of the game

[fia @fiaxhausted]

me liking whatever bullshit oomfs be tweeting bc thats MY oomf

[garb (she/her) @dynamitebarrk]

fell asleep to a papa meat youtube video and i was half awake and he mentioned NTBTSTM and i activated like a fucking sleeper agent

[garb (she/her) @dynamitebarrk]

@jjmaple85 word

[garb (she/her) @dynamitebarrk]

my little sister forgot to put water in her cup of mac and cheese for the microwave and i’m pretty sure the smoke is going to kill the entire house

[garb (she/her) @dynamitebarrk]

@guySog_ it really does look like that doesn’t it 😭😭

[garb (she/her) @dynamitebarrk]

i relate more to jay (naturally an anxious pussy, mom issues, and can be a self centered prick) which means i naturally have to make him suffer more in my fics. it’s ok tho cause he lowkey deserves it

[garb (she/her) @dynamitebarrk]

@jaybirdfangs it was genuinely such a horrific smell smoked our entire house out 💔💔

[garb (she/her) @dynamitebarrk]

the insane split on review for Digger just lets me know i’m gonna LOVE this shit

[garb (she/her) @dynamitebarrk]

@EveBabitz3 i remember getting sweaty when he took his jacket off to look at the Jay tattoo and being like “huh this movies good! so glad i’ll probably only watch it once”

[garb (she/her) @dynamitebarrk]

@abedspajamas ponyo and scott pilgrim 🫶🫶

[garb (she/her) @dynamitebarrk]

@zipandpip @pipandzip OK OK WELL WHOEVERS IT IS I LOVE IT 🫡

[makena @marrymegarfield]

can anyone read lips what is jay screaming to matt when he’s hanging himself

[garb (she/her) @dynamitebarrk]

“he looks better here than he did on the show. clearly he got some money.” - my dad after complaining about how he looked in The Burger (thanks Ted, i guess)

[garb (she/her) @dynamitebarrk]

@carduelism i did once as a kid too so clearly it runs in the family but luckily i noticed it like right away so it only burned for like 30 secs tops

[garb (she/her) @dynamitebarrk]

@girljaymccarrol i normally ate snacks during class lol

[garb (she/her) @dynamitebarrk]

UK schools have a “recess” (break) in between 2nd and 3rd period?? hello why don’t we do that here what. at my high school you weren’t even guaranteed a study hall so sometimes lunch was the only break of the day 😭😭

[garb (she/her) @dynamitebarrk]

@sneak4afriend unfortunately 😭 the smell did not go away for at least two hours

[garb (she/her) @dynamitebarrk]

@Netsu2964281 makes my skin crawl

[garb (she/her) @dynamitebarrk]

i see this picture and immediately start getting lightheaded and dizzy matt johnson i need you matt joh