Daniel Yandell

As if you could kill time, without injuring eternity.
-Henry David Thoreau

[Antonio Regalado @antonioregalado]

ashton kutcher has CRISPR opinions https://t.co/7E28Ey3qvN

[(parody) BILL NYE THO @Bill_Nye_Tho]

r we human or r we science

[Bob Dylan Page @Bob41Dylan]

People are crazy and times are strange
I’m locked in tight, I’m out of range
I used to care, but things have changed

[James Martin, SJ @JamesMartinSJ]

In case anyone has forgotten:

Child abuse is a sin.
Sexual abuse is a sin.
Sexual harassment is a sin.
Racism, and white supremacy, is a sin.
Jesus asks us to welcome the stranger.
Jesus asks us to love the poor.

There are indeed two sides to these issues:

Good and evil.

[Daniel Yandell @dyodell]

@Chess_52 Just don't make it obvious, you know

[Daniel Yandell @dyodell]

@Chess_52 Bruh....next time quietly whisper "You hear them too?"

[College Is My Life @TheColIegeLife]

BOOKS SHOULD BE INCLUDED IN TUITION

[🦙Lil Sammy🦙 @ilikesmiling]

2k retweets and Ulysses will buy me a turbo kit!

[Daniel Yandell @dyodell]

@OG_WAFFLE_IRON No lie man, your mom is probably the greatest mom to ever be a mom!

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

Let's not confuse our campaigns @SenTedCruz. Mine had an average contribution of $27. You received $38 million from three billionaires.

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

I still think there should be a dinosaur named the Thesaurus. And I imagine Thesaurus Rex would be badass with wordplay.

[Corlin. @OGCORLIN]

"Don't cum in me"

First of all, you're about 5 minutes too late. Second of all, I hope we have a boy

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Black or White
Male or Female
Republican or Democrat
Muslim or Christian
If you massacre hundreds of innocent people, you’re a terrorist. 🇺🇸

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

Let’s be clear: 99.8% of Americans would not receive a nickel if Trump repeals the estate tax. But millionaires and billionaires would.

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Maybe it’s just me, but it seems that wanting to conserve the environment would be one of the things “Conservatives” do.

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

The remaining GOP senators? Totally cool with voting in bad conscience. https://t.co/OpGit8W6yP