Tom Dyson

[Tom Dyson @dyson_tom]

@DPJHodges @ey_eball So then don’t write the leaflets in English

[Tom Dyson @dyson_tom]

@GBNEWS What happened to the Makerfield test?

[Tom Dyson @dyson_tom]

@andyburnham Betting shops are some of the most highly regulated (and taxed) on the high street. Vape shops and candy shops are rightly suspected as “dodgy” but you are just betraying your own snobbery by throwing betting in their too

[Tom Dyson @dyson_tom]

@campbellclaret Politics to one side this is an appalling misuse of “oratory”.

[Julian Huppert @julianhuppert]

Are you a brilliant early career researcher - or know one?

@JesusCollegeCam is offering three Research Fellowships, one in the Sciences and two in ASNC, Education Studies, English, Law, Modern Languages or Theology.

[Tom Dyson @dyson_tom]

@ClarksonsFarm1 Stop pretending to be anything to do with it?

[Tom Dyson @dyson_tom]

@London_W4 @zannymb @elonmusk I agree with your point btw although maybe a bit harsh on Stepney!

[Tom Dyson @dyson_tom]

@London_W4 @zannymb @elonmusk This would come across as more in touch if Whitechapel and Stepney Green weren’t in Tower Hamlets.

[Tom Dyson @dyson_tom]

@alexmassie The amount you get relates to how much you have contributed (up to 35 years) so although it isn’t the same £ that you put in that you take out it’s fair to say that you are contributing on your own behalf not for others

[Tom Dyson @dyson_tom]

@HendrickD82 Chicken and egg though no? If it was their biggest sport they would have better infrastructure and their best athletic talent would be playing in that infrastructure from a young age. They are bang average but have theoretically way more upside potential than most countries

[Tom Dyson @dyson_tom]

@alexjmingolla Not just that, there will be a huge number of seriously talented athletes who don’t make it to the NFL/NBA etc because of how specialised each position is who might have an even better blend of skills for soccer but also never trained in it from a young age.

[Tom Dyson @dyson_tom]

@PaulSpacey Are you thick? The US women’s team is the most successful in women’s World Cup history because soccer is so popular with girls in the US whereas it is probably not even top 5 for boys and the men’s team are shit. What’s the major difference?

[Farrukh @implausibleblog]

Lady in yellow, "The Labour Party made it very clear that by taxing independent schools 20% VAT that you would put an additional 6,500 teachers into the teaching environment to help support SEND within schools"

"Where's that gone?"

Fiona Bruce, "Okay, I'm gonna. I suspect you. I'm just gonna get around a few more people"

[Tom Dyson @dyson_tom]

@EdwardJDavey You don’t understand how that joke works do you?

[Donna-Louise @NoLongerTheFuzz]

1/ In January 2008, PC Neil Sampson walked towards a man with a knife. He took seven stab wounds doing it.
His dog Anya, already bleeding, kept hold of the attacker so her handler could live.

That same man, Essa Suleiman stabbed two people yesterday in a terror attack in Golders Green.

Here’s what happened next. 🧵

[Kemi Badenoch @KemiBadenoch]

“The Prime Minister lied.

It’s now in the national interest he goes.”

Keir Starmer’s words…not ours.

We’re only holding him to the standards he set himself.

[Tom Dyson @dyson_tom]

@elonmusk You’ve clearly not ridden the fun bus back from Stowmarket away.

[Tom Dyson @dyson_tom]

@O2 I contacted you for help because despite being a fully paid up customer for almost 30 years I cannot make outbound calls while trying to get myself, my wife and child out of the Middle East. In 24 hours I’ve had 2 messages asking “have you paid your bills” you have my number

[Tom Dyson @dyson_tom]

@EmiratesSupport @emirates All this says is to call you but there is no answer? I just want to be on the next available flight to LHR or for your customer service to provide some service

[Tom Dyson @dyson_tom]

@emirates @EmiratesSupport could you please help with my cancelled flight from Dubai. Second time cancelled and I still can’t rebook online. I’ve DM’d already and would appreciate if you could reply