KimboDice™

If I can’t Scuba then what’s this all been about? what have I been working towards?

[KimboDice™ @dysonbastian]

Let me tell you something. Airports on holidays are no fucking joke. I survived but it’s with wounds and moments I’m not proud of, but hey, that’s show biz baby.

[KimboDice™ @dysonbastian]

It’s said every year, but right now is the safest time to swim because all the sharks are busy filming their shows 🦈

[Shark Week @SharkWeek]

IT'S OFFICIALLY #SHARKWEEK! 🦈

[KimboDice™ @dysonbastian]

@cal_mccarty @WillArk_ Let the man speak to Sky Daddy how ever he wants to caL.

[KimboDice™ @dysonbastian]

@GROSS__96

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

🐐 stuff.

[Zach Svobodny @ZachSvobodny]

Showing off your bottle of Ciroc on Instagram might just be the dopest flex of all time. You’re telling me that you or one of your friends is over the age of 21, has a valid form of identification & was able to stroll into a liquor store and make a $28 purchase? Amazing

[KimboDice™ @dysonbastian]

@fugate_olivia

[KimboDice™ @dysonbastian]

I mean after all of these years Scotty has to know now right? Like there’s no way Scotty still doesn’t know.

[KimboDice™ @dysonbastian]

@fugate_olivia

[KimboDice™ @dysonbastian]

“WHO WAS ON CRACK.”

[NOTSportsCenter @NOTSportsCenter]

Baby filter Stephen A needs his own show

(Video via @_TheRealDers_) #NBA

[KimboDice™ @dysonbastian]

Yo who the fuck let Ghost stay at Michael Vick’s house while Jon Snow was away?

[KimboDice™ @dysonbastian]

Annnnnnnd this is why I wanted the night king to win 🙄

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

All week: “I would never sign a Game of Thrones petition.”

Sunday Night:

#GameOfThrones

[KimboDice™ @dysonbastian]

@IanFreddy @BarstoolBigCat

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

fuck this fucking show

[KimboDice™ @dysonbastian]

@IanFreddy First thing I did after I saw this picture was look up these vans and what they’d run out of the change jar.

[KimboDice™ @dysonbastian]

Khaleesi got a real hitlery kinda vibe going on right now. YIKES.

[Ty Schmit @tyschmit]

sEr GrEgOr, ObEy YoUr QuEeN! https://t.co/hajFVggyba

[KimboDice™ @dysonbastian]

Not even fucking close lol 😂

[KimboDice™ @dysonbastian]

So you know how like they make you put down your dog if it snaps and attacks someone and does some damage. Well I’m just saying hypothetically there’s this dog names Khaleesi and boy oh boy oh man did she do some DAMAGE. So like yeah, maybe it should be nap time. Just sayin.