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@nonregemesse If we put American and Indian bears in the same habitat, do you think the American bears would start complaining about how bad the Indian bears' food smells?

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@wmksidebottom @Jonathan_Blow There is a significant problem for the theory that a perceived decline in passenger air travel quality since the 1970s is due to over-regulation:

https://t.co/QgfCZfcM74

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@ThatEricAlper Revolution #9 is pretty damned weird.

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@SandyofCthulhu @nycfurby Mission accomplished and well done, sir.

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@Crunk_Ratchet Not understanding basic social norms or complying with them upon repeated request is an indication that you are not, in fact, "grown."

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@ALB2341 @shay_sweatt @FriscoPD Correct. "I'm not alleged. I did it." is a res gestae statement. It is considered an exception to the rule against hearsay and is not subject to Miranda violations.

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@samsfamreacts 17.5 years until the Board of Pardons and Paroles starts telling him no.

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@marcorandazza "Standing atop the barricades yelling 'charge!'" better reflects the modern standard of intended and likely to result in imminent lawless action.

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@Aella_Girl She should just go call her therapist instead of expecting her over-worked husband to carry her mental load and do all this unpaid emotional labor. (Am I doing it right, ladies?)

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@Nimbopill It's true; women have no idea what to do with "I, me, my" in compound subjects and predicates.

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@VigilantFox There is no "hard problem of consciousness" and this is just modern-day mysticism wrapped in pseudo-scientific disguise.

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@OptimoPrincipi Old Maximus is looking like Proximo.

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@feraljokes It means she's pregnant, dipshit. Palestinian flag never fails.

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@JLBrightLaw The attorneys are bound to abide by the client's decision as to what plea to enter and the state must also agree to waive a jury trial, but it sure seems like they should have done an open plea to the court and focused on punishment rather than fighting guilt/innocence.

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@MichaelSLinden Capitalism: where the rich get richer and the poor get slightly less richer.

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@prmade313raised @ginamilan_ Proportionality, you moronic half-wit. Look it up. Sound it out, nice and slow. Lotta syllables for you, I know.

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@itzRex Nope. His court-appointed appellate counsel will file an Anders brief and the appeal will go nowhere. Count on it.

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@magicpanda_703 You're a Nazi.

Checkmate.

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@OrevaZSN I bet you try to feed marbles to the hippos at the zoo.

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@OrevaZSN There's literally a children's board game whose whole premise is showing how getting surgery just slightly wrong ends with the patient buzzing at you while his nose lights up red.