Dys

I identify as a hazardous material. Follow at your own risk. I'm not very nice.

[Dys @dystheria]

x no longer works with my choice of vpn and harasses me constantly to provide ID. Get fucked. I refuse to give my ID TO ANY CORPORATE ENTITY unless they are paying me.
Last post until the authoritarian bullshit is walked back.

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@bekaloo We can? 🥴

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@therealmrpips @WeaponNR This was funny, unfortunately nobody understood the humour.

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@Blazingoth How do I apply for this job?

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Most people want to drive engagement and push their brand and become famous and rich and whatever...
I just want to make people laugh.

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HAH, YOU THOUGHT I WAS GONNA FAIL TO BE CONSISTENT, DIDN'T YOU?

I almost did...

https://t.co/AAuREnfv5N

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We were so consistent...
And then I missed a day...
R E G R E T

https://t.co/PBhJ0nBMIF

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@frozenaesthetic I need you to know that I stared at your video on repeat, confused as fuck, for about 4 solid minutes before I scrolled down to see your follow up. I'm not a smart man and you bamboozled me very easily.

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"just a cheeky wee shitpost before bed."
https://t.co/Hw1XEpRWXe

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@sumitomedia I didn't have "Sumito posting a reverse-piledriver pose" on my "Twitter be too horny" bingo card...

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@LvdyVenom @BornToEatBacon Put on some clothes.

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Base computer can see into your mind
Base computer can see into your soul

https://t.co/jATV1anro5

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@JoshStrifeHayes The argument that you "haven't gotten to the good bit" could be leveraged at the person who posted the comment claiming you were trying to insult/offend fans of Anarchy Online.
They "Haven't watched enough" to know you never have and never will attack people for what they enjoy.

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Ten episodes over ten weeks has got to be consistency, right?
Yes?
No?
Maybe?
I don't know...
(you're welcome for the song stuck in your head now.)

https://t.co/zFIn7ytzLx

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@CountDankulaTV @LibertyCappy "'scuse me big man, where's yer shitter?"

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HAHA, I'M DOING THE THING, PLAYING A RECENT AND POPULAR GAME!

Don't get excited, this one is likely not going to be consistent...

https://t.co/dNrR0DUc8m

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@JoshStrifeHayes @kyisnotcool @The_Ben_Starr known -of- Josh Strife Hayes... I need to proofread my nonsense before I punch the "reply" button.

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@JoshStrifeHayes @kyisnotcool @The_Ben_Starr Yup, literally no idea who Ben Starr was until this post, have known and followed Josh Strife Hayes for years.
Different lanes, different successes.

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@alexnessie @owentheimperial to order fried chicken and shitpost once a decade.

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@alexnessie @owentheimperial .... no it isn't, I haven't mailed any of those cheques and never will...