carrie

[aIenka @ankyhaidy]

i’ll block a bitch in my mind palace

[grace @gracefishlove]

if u need to take advantage of me at my lowest now is the time to do so

[cav empty @cavempty_]

i likely died many years ago and this is all a fabrication created as a sort of purgatory for me whether thats to to teach me something or punish im not sure but i appreciate all your efforts in making this feel so real

[grace @gracefishlove]

Sorry about the mean things i said when i was right

[anna @hard_boiledbabe]

Abysmal vibes in the groupchat today

[pyroxiiumn @pyroxiumn]

I’m about to say something that’ll make you mad: I just want it more

[Seth @Seth4rok]

@ArtGreensfield I think they have him try the coke first to make sure it’s safe

[Dostoevsky’s Girl @saoirse_siks]

This is a worldwide issue.

[Chris Taylor @ctaylor1902]

@PolitlcsUK Correction. Breaking: Keir Starmer will announce that every single adult in the UK will need to prove their age to use social media within the next 2 weeks.

[Arcade Gannon @GaytriotGannon]

@PolitlcsUK STOP PANDERING TO SHITTY PARENTS AND USING "PROTECTING THE CHILDREN" AS A PRETEXT FOR DESTROYING THE FREE AND OPEN INTERNET!

[Real @DixonCider42069]

@Skepticalmoid

[✩⋆｡°kronk⋆｡°✩ @krrronk]

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[Armin @ArrminEm]

I’ve done acid more times than I had cottage cheese

[َ @solacexe]

niggas meet their girl off hinge and get their job off indeed and wonder why their life is slop

[Mark ⛵️ @Marinerselectra]

Your state is shaped like a vape idgaf

[doomer @uncledoomer]

i dont really get the concept of an au pair because the idea of entrusting your baby's care to a 20yo girl from the netherlands who needed a work travel visa to go clubbing in bushwick is insane to me

[Satin Doll @scorpiheux]

@aspenkatana If I miss you for too long ur cut off

[Beautiful Normal Woman @SillyBWoman]

Everything I say is a joke Unless you agree And in that case Speak to me privately I have even crazier ideas

[dasia @PhelpsDasia]

only way to save money is to not care about your appearance and have no friends and not eat

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

It’s actually wild how your job can be tolerable, but if your manager sucks, the job immediately becomes intolerable