Raitken🦔

that’s an awfully hot coffee pot

[cameron! @workreps]

#pouroutabeeronyourcrotchchallenge

[Big Nate Season 2 @ndogid]

Showing my barber this image

[Ryan Cummings @Pol_Sec_Analyst]

How to sneak a chocolate bar into a FIFA World Cup match in the USA

[zac 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @ModernWrighty]

when it flies out of the window but comes straight back in

[Hans Fiene 🦬 @HansFiene]

Sorry, but there's no way you're building a billion mile long ship for sixteen dollars

[blaire @pissshit90001]

#Me

[Boneduck @realBoneDuck]

better to ejaculate than ejacunever

[Robert Wilkinson @robertwlk]

Thank goodness it's not snowing.

Imagine shoveling snow in this heat.

[Feru ✭ @ferupity]

Nigga just honked at me in a drive thru relax #fatfuck

[peepoopoopoo @peepeepoopoo241]

sure man why not

[Brandy Jensen @BrandyLJensen]

one of the best videos of the decade. I lose it every time

[Jack @FuneralDrinker]

Bought a meatball flavored vape from Goodwill and now my arms won’t bend

[Magical Barry @TheDemonBaz666]

What if it was called Bantavirus and it were a right laugh?

[SONAR EVENT @sonarevent_]

Patient zeros when they see an airport

[Casey 🌸📊 @Casey_Business]

i have no idea what i want to do on my birthday this week except see friends (who i haven't asked yet lol). what is there to do in this city

[codey ✟ @letmedowngently]

just used my mcdonald’s points to redeem snapchat+

[k @ysljennii]

how i feel when i double-tap my AirPods to skip a song

[Alfie Moans 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 - Ghana Grimacer @DLeniscran]

"British food is nasty" crowd been real quite since this had come to light