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[Thomas Gorton @AngstromHoot]

Attenborough has no respect for crabs. Always gives them ridiculous music. They are jesters to him

[Tyler @I_AM_WILDCAT]

Coke Zero is literally one of mankind’s greatest creations. Grateful I get to exist at the same time as this impossible nectar.

[matt @mattybtweets69]

Little guys hungry 🥺🥺 I’m going to give him his favorite food scalding hot oil

[bert @airpippens]

the people you went to high school with are putting up legendary numbers for Noah Kahan and Zach Bryan

[Blizzy @blizzy_mcguire]

360 degrees
Curriculum classics
Syllabus is a knife
I might raise my hand
Talk talk during class
Von lunch
Everything is arithmetic
Rewrite
Co sine
Geometry, so confusing
APpolitics
B²b
Mean median and mode girls
I think about calculus all the time
365 pi girl

[cold 🥑 @coldhealing]

being hungover on weekends is inefficient, you should wake up early on weekends and live your life. you should only drink heavily on weeknights so you can recover from your hangovers while on the clock at work

[carl 🥦 @NightlifeMingus]

nothing quite like pulling up a heavy hitter on wikipedia, WWII or The Renaissance or China, and just tucking in for the long haul

[Mike @MikeKilby]

Sunday

[carmeb @therealcbrad]

Dad’s response to me wishing him happy anniversary

[JT @tallboythinlegs]

creamer alert!

[mr. probably gay @powcampsurvivor]

oooo heaven is a place on earth

[Patrick Doran @lunch_enjoyer]

brat is bloody brilliant. sending love from South Yorkshire @charli_xcx

[big content guy @bigcontentguy]

first beer of the evening has been,,,, opened

[soapy hadid @soapyhadid]

https://t.co/TQdzQMkydF

[bort @tacobort]

This is how my balls are arranged