Saurabh

न सम्मान का मोह
न अपमान का भय

[Aarti Tikka @AartiTikka]

That's exactly what it means, Dumbass.

[Kantala fc @ifOnlyKantala]

Wo yaar hai jo Fineshyt
khushboo ki tarah Fineshyt
Wo jiski zubaan Fineshyt
urdu ki tarah Fineshyt
Meri shaam raat Fineshyt
meri kaayanat. Fineshyt
Wo yaar mera
sainya-sainya

[Shivam Roy @shivamroy__]

What a coincidence! 😭

[Amock_ @Amockx2022]

What kind of brainwashing is this? 😭

Journalist –– Do you have problems with price rise in petrol and milk?

Woman 😂 –– Does anyone complain when they buy ₹800 Pizza? Then why can't people pay extra for petrol

Journalist –– Why isn't inflation bothering you?

Woman 🤡 –– Because even China is suffering so we should just obey Modi Ji and follow what he says

To be honest, andhbhakts like them are now irritating the common people and fence sitters. They are done with such nonsense

Everytime such videos go viral, BJP loses votes

[SirKazam {blu tik} @SirKazamJeevi]

Khi Khi Khi

[Anubhav Gupta @anubhavgupta_ji]

If a theft of ₹200 crores from Ram Mandir doesn't outrage you but a word against PM Modi does.

Then your devotion isn't to Lord Ram,
It's to PM Modi.

[amit kilhor @amitkilhor]

Unaccounted? Unaccounted.. how the hell do 54000 crore goes unaccounted and its a mere CAG report.
I repeat, 54000 crore unaccounted?

There's a crore after a thousand.

[Rishiiii @me_rishiiii]

This generation is funny and serious at the same time 😭😭

[Damn. @Theonenameddamn]

If Bhagat Singh was alive today, 90% of the people worshipping him would call him Anti-National for rejecting Religion

[Shashi Tharoor @ShashiTharoor]

An Open Letter to the Jantar Mantar protestors:

My dear young friends,

I address you today not as a politician or an MP, but as someone deeply troubled by what is happening to your generation of young Indians.

This is personal for me. I was born to a middle-class family: my father was a salaried newspaper employee, my mother a homemaker, with three children to educate on one income. For a family like ours, merit was not a slogan. Scholarships, fair examinations, honest results — these were the only way one salary could carry three children's dreams.

I went to school in Mumbai and Kolkata, to college here in Delhi, topped the University and earned admission into IIM — and chose instead to follow my passion for international affairs, in America, on a scholarship. Nothing was inherited; everything was earned by hard work and yes, Exams.

So I know that a fair, merit-based system is the only ladder for young people from lower and middle-income families to climb up. When that ladder is broken — papers leaked, examinations cancelled, trust destroyed — the children of the rich and powerful do not suffer. They have other ladders. It is your dreams, and your families' sacrifices (and tragically, in some homes, young lives themselves) that are betrayed.

To the young people gathered at Jantar Mantar, and those raising your voices peacefully across India: this country hears you. Your anger is not indiscipline — it is the anguish of a generation that did everything right and was still betrayed . You are not alone.

And to the millions of young Indians watching quietly: your generation is not a problem to be managed. You are the answer to India's future. Do not lose hope. This ladder will be rebuilt — by you, and by every Indian who stands with you.

To Shri Sonam Wangchuk-ji, my heartfelt appeal: please end your fast. You have awakened the conscience of the nation; that is what a fast is meant to do. India needs your voice for the long road ahead.

With Parliament in session again from Monday, we will have an opportunity to raise the students’ issues in the highest forum of our democracy. That’s where the problem should be addressed, not by fasting unto death. Please heed my plea.

And finally, to the Government: I respectfully urge you to reach out and engage in the dialogue our democracy owes its young citizens. That is not weakness; that is statesmanship.

[Saurabh @e4bir]

Rekha Gupta ka mele me bichhda hua bhai

[amit kilhor @amitkilhor]

New Car Manuals. Written by Gadkariji.

1. Mileage : That's not mileage. It can only be checked by machines in service centre. Special machines.

2. Speed: that's not speed. It can only be checked by speed cameras and challan machines.

3. Gear. : there are no gears in a car. This isn't your bycycle.

4. Range : that's not range, that can only be told be special machines kept at petrol pumps only available when you reach home.

5. Temperature : Do you have a thermometer in the car? No. So?

6. Cruising speed : that can only be told by Tom cruise. And Keanu reeves. ( You may ask, why Keanu, bro, do u think Gadkariji is making any sense? Hell no.)

Signing off.
Ethanol Enthusiast.

[amit kilhor @amitkilhor]

Let's say,
Pure petrol price in 2021 was rs100/litre.

Price of one litre of ethanol is Rs 60/litre.

So in 5 litre of E20 petrol - 4 litre of pure petrol + 1 litre of Ethanol.
Hence total cost Rs 460/-.

So i litre E20 should be Rs 92/-

Then why are we paying full price of E20 petrol.

P.S.
If crude is at 70Dollars(presently),
Then with all taxes and costs , pure petrol shall be of Rs 90. {42 crude cost + excise is 22 + VAT is 15-17 + refining, freight , dealer charges etc).
So with Ethanol the actual price shall be Rs 80.

[Noumena Nomad @noumena_nomad]

Marunga to saath mein baani kaa kulliyat leke jaunga.

[Tim Denning @Tim_Denning]

https://t.co/1dPXULCPvg

[vedika @vedikabaisa]

dear modi ji, what do you want from us, ghar se nikalna hi band kar dein because neither we have any seat nor do i want to marry any of them?

[Saurabh @e4bir]

@honeymoon250 Natürlich

[Saurabh @e4bir]

Is it just me or...

[Nehr_who? @Nher_who]

15 bridges collapsed in Bihar in 1 yr,
100s died in the accidents

Meanwhile BJP candidate s priority

[Saurabh @e4bir]

Mom: we got american tourister at home
American tourister at home: