ej

they/them | i love harm reduction, mario kart, and my cats

[ej @eJiraffe]

new body repetitive focused behavior for stress just dropped 🥳

[ej @eJiraffe]

last day visiting in da big onion, love you winooski my town 💖

[ej @eJiraffe]

@babystreetrat ur doing great and we're forever thankful 🙏💖

[Emily Zanotti 🦝 @emzanotti]

They did it. They really did it.

[ej @eJiraffe]

@babystreetrat https://t.co/hBdeLzzkEn this can be ur first gift to him

[Benny Feldman @Feldfrog]

You should have to go through potty training every 2 years in order to keep up with advancements in the field

[👁️👃👁️ @jestermaxxing]

Imagine if instead of glory holes we had ‘story holes’. Holes you can put your ear to and hear a wonderful story.

[ej @eJiraffe]

posting an ama link and answering every question with "wouldn't you like to know?!"

[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

Never deleting this app

[powerful wizerd @powerfulwizerd]

hey guys! First time composing background music for promotional videos. how did i do

[ej @eJiraffe]

@babystreetrat NOOOOOOO

[ej @eJiraffe]

hey want me to pick up any jodka while i'm out

[щ @Circle10]

asking my gf if i can try the burger she ordered and throwing it in the air and punching it full force and it explodes

[Benny Feldman @Feldfrog]

Dude, I love your opinions!!! They remind me of state media

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

protein zoloft

[ej @eJiraffe]

banana pudding ice cream from trader joes enter

[𝓷𝔁𝔂𝓲𝓮 @glooomiii]

i can fix him [drilling sounds] [crying/screaming] [chainsaw starting]

[ej @eJiraffe]

@vermont_morgan can't imagine a worse fate than my closest match being a podcaster