eTheReal Underwood

I will outrun anyone. I have the will, the strength and the cleverness to do so. And you don't.

[eTheReal Underwood @eTheRealFrankU]

@eTheRealSalman @eTheRealNovella
Poor dude. I really feel sorry for you. Your life just be miserable. Maybe burn some money?
#etherealdada

[eTheReal Underwood @eTheRealFrankU]

@eTheRealSalman @eTheRealNovella
I guess you've already tried stuff like a golden Lambo or B747. Buy a country or a continent
#etherealdada

[eTheReal Underwood @eTheRealFrankU]

@eTheRealNovella @eTheRealTrump
Donald Trump anagrams:
Damn Turd Lop
Darn Dot Lump
Odd Palm Turn
Odd Rum Plant
Ant Lord Dump
#etherealdada

[eTheReal Underwood @eTheRealFrankU]

@eTheRealNovella
eTheReal Underwood Anagrams:
Unearthed wool deer
Outlander weed hero
Unaltered who erode
Urethane weed drool

[eTheReal Underwood @eTheRealFrankU]

@eTheRealSalman @eTheRealNovella
That's decadent. Cool. Let's waste money together.

[eTheReal Underwood @eTheRealFrankU]

@eTheRealSalman @eTheRealNovella
What are you talking about? Why do you need a crappy 40 ft yacht if you own the 250ft Tueq?
#etherealdada

[eTheReal Underwood @eTheRealFrankU]

@eTheRealNovella
NineChurch, vote for Underwood and I will personally see to that you get a Flux Capacitor for your Death Star project.

[eTheReal Underwood @eTheRealFrankU]

@eTheRealTupac @eTheRealNovella
You may call me Underhood, and I rap like all men should
Tupac is my culture dude
#etherealdada

[eTheReal Underwood @eTheRealFrankU]

@eTheRealTupac @eTheRealNovella
Narcs? You mean medicine. The term "*Tea* party" get a whole new meaning.
#etherealdada

[eTheReal Underwood @eTheRealFrankU]

@eTheRealTrump @eTheRealNovella
Yeah, "buy" and "fire" are the words you know best. Forget politics! It's too tough for you.
#etherealdada

[eTheReal Underwood @eTheRealFrankU]

@eTheRealTrump @eTheRealNovella
It is not smart to bring up "screwing", having made those remarks about dating your daughter.
@etherealdada

[eTheReal Underwood @eTheRealFrankU]

@eTheRealNovella
Still Dada-ing along around here. Anyone here up for some real Dada?
#etherealdada

[eTheReal Underwood @eTheRealFrankU]

@eTheRealTrump @eTheRealNovella
Losers lecture winners and lions lecture lambs (?) since people vote for an imbecile like you.
#etherealdada

[eTheReal Underwood @eTheRealFrankU]

@eTheRealHuBall @eTheRealNovella @hugoball312
Hugo Ball contert? We'll have a Ball! Mayonnaise!
#etherealdada

[eTheReal Underwood @eTheRealFrankU]

@eTheRealJobs @eTheRealNovella
The real question is: Are you ready for a male First Lady? Who likes cigars. And interns...
#etherealdada

[eTheReal Underwood @eTheRealFrankU]

@eTheRealTrump @eTheRealNovella
At your frigging inauguration, the only songs being played will be the dirges by Dolly Parton.

[eTheReal Underwood @eTheRealFrankU]

@eTheRealMcAfee @eTheRealNovella
If you become president, monkeys shall fly out of my butt.
Fly-fly! Flutter-flutter!
#etherealdada

[eTheReal Underwood @eTheRealFrankU]

@eTheRealJobs @eTheRealNovella
I rather vote for pancakes than any of these clowns. Pancake for president!!!
#etherealdada

[eTheReal Underwood @eTheRealFrankU]

@eTheRealNovella
Where's the dadaistic drama? No difference from average Twitter tonight?
#etherealdada

[eTheReal Underwood @eTheRealFrankU]

@eTheRealNovella
@eTheRealFrankU suspiciously eyes @eTheRealAdolf from the distance.
#etherealdada