eTheReal DonaldTrump

What makes ME special? C'mon Twitter, thought you were smart! Might hafta buy you.

[eTheReal DonaldTrump @eTheRealTrump]

Nothing like people who were 10 in 2008 lecturing me on the banking crisis #FeelTheBern

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I love Mexicans, no Mexicans... No boxing these days. White people are wimps! I'll make em' great again!

[eTheReal DonaldTrump @eTheRealTrump]

People I'll Fire: 1) Amy Schumer. 2) Her scumbag daddy

[eTheReal DonaldTrump @eTheRealTrump]

Watching "white chicks" love it. Gonna follow it up with some Al Jolson. Turnabout is fair play!

[eTheReal DonaldTrump @eTheRealTrump]

Is it just me, or is Bernie really "Miracle Max" from the princess bride. Buttercup plays a dc whore now. So much for true love!

[eTheReal DonaldTrump @eTheRealTrump]

Ted Cruz and Marco Rubio... Your own people, Mexicans, don't even like you! Trump Es el Chingon baby! And eke! Arabia! Yeppa!

[eTheReal DonaldTrump @eTheRealTrump]

If pc were in charge we'd have never had Blazing Saddles, think about it!

[eTheReal DonaldTrump @eTheRealTrump]

One people, one Trump, one America!

[eTheReal DonaldTrump @eTheRealTrump]

Gonna re-write the Myth of Sisyphus with Hillary and an email delete button instead of a rock! Ha!

[eTheReal DonaldTrump @eTheRealTrump]

Thanks to Mitt and Megyn, adding heads to the hydra you twits! You're the best thing to happen to my campaign!

[eTheReal DonaldTrump @eTheRealTrump]

@eTheRealHuBall @eTheRealNovella @HeartfieldSite @guardian Nothing is true til it's officially denied, like the inevitability of me!

[eTheReal DonaldTrump @eTheRealTrump]

@eTheRealFrankU @eTheRealNovella Gonna buy Netflix and write a plot line where you shine my shoes and get fired

[eTheReal DonaldTrump @eTheRealTrump]

@eTheRealFrankU @eTheRealNovella Jumped the shark seasons ago. Go screw your secret service boyfriend!

[eTheReal DonaldTrump @eTheRealTrump]

Love Game of Thrones. Me: Ramsey Bolton Christie: Greyjoy. Hey Hillary, Cersei got off light! Ha!

[eTheReal DonaldTrump @eTheRealTrump]

Happiness is watching Bill Dana do Jose Jimenez from the oval baby!

[eTheReal DonaldTrump @eTheRealTrump]

Democracy sounds great in theory, in practice it's a fallacy. We are starting to see that now

[eTheReal DonaldTrump @eTheRealTrump]

Who's for building a wall around Portland and sending all the gitmo terrorists there?

[eTheReal DonaldTrump @eTheRealTrump]

Strange love ain't no kraut name, and me and Vlad will sign a non-aggression pact. He knows how to handle terrorists!

[eTheReal DonaldTrump @eTheRealTrump]

Ice cream Mandrake? Children's ice cream?"

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Royal Tennenbaums when Hackman calls Glover "Coltrane", HA!