eh (she/her)

“Tip #1: Drink water and don’t be racist”

[eh (she/her) @e__hendrickson]

frying bacon naked just to feel something

[eh (she/her) @e__hendrickson]

@beyoncegarden 2 🥵

[eh (she/her) @e__hendrickson]

If my therapist and I can agree on anything it’s that no one can truly thrive in these late stages of capitalism

[eh (she/her) @e__hendrickson]

@haley_thomas24 🥵🥵🥵🥵

[eh (she/her) @e__hendrickson]

@drencentheshds @Kgahledi_m @brujabitchh This!! Kim literally asked “how can I make this better” and kourtney just talked over her and didn’t answer the question. Kim did dig a little too deep but Kourtney has been the instigator for YEARS!

[eh (she/her) @e__hendrickson]

Rly tired of living in a capitalistic society

[Alex Cohen @anothercohen]

Someone please explain to me why police officers get to drive $60k blacked out Tahoes while the mail guy has to drive around in a 30 year old truck that gets 9mpg and has no airbags or air conditioning

[eh (she/her) @e__hendrickson]

Yet again… the brioche I buy for French bread comes with 15 slices. The serving size is 2.

[eh (she/her) @e__hendrickson]

The fact burgers are sold in packs of 6 but buns are sold in packs of 8 tells you a lot about how things are run here in the United States..

[eh (she/her) @e__hendrickson]

Anotha one: the suggested serving for taquitos is 6 but 23 come in a box…

[eh (she/her) @e__hendrickson]

Season 2 of New Girl is the best season.

[eh (she/her) @e__hendrickson]

@DeaconBlues0 Adults are so worried about kids being ruined by technology but it is here to stay. Analog clocks are old news. This answer is 100% right and I will tell my child the same if a future teacher of his makes this mistake.

[eh (she/her) @e__hendrickson]

@haley_thomas24 Or after going to the groomer

[eh (she/her) @e__hendrickson]

I rly thought I was in touch with gen-z until my sister started nannying for me. Some of the language she uses… I’m old 🥲

[eh (she/her) @e__hendrickson]

@nathaliejacoby1

[eh (she/her) @e__hendrickson]

Except eggs. Those can stay 12.

[eh (she/her) @e__hendrickson]

If I ever become president im making a law that all bulk food will be sold in increments of 10

[eh (she/her) @e__hendrickson]

Do you think Coves pediatrician would answer me if I DM’ed him a question about Cove on TikTok

[eh (she/her) @e__hendrickson]

Remember how my dr (who didn’t end up helping deliver my baby bc she wasn’t the dr on call that night) prescribed me oxys after my vaginal birth then came in my room the next morning and said “oops didn’t mean to do that”

[eh (she/her) @e__hendrickson]

@haley_thomas24 Send it you beautiful goddess

[eh (she/her) @e__hendrickson]

Always a good sign when you hear your construction crew watching a YouTube video on your shower door installation 💀

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

you should not have children if you think this way