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[shmemily @e_bintz]

Forensic Files is nature’s melatonin

[tommy shelby apologist @cilliancore]

me filling the room with negative energy because i don't want to be there

[shmemily @e_bintz]

Happy st patricks day! Anyone know any good books on confidence but not in a cheesy way but more like a 26 year old not feeling that hot way ?? Asking for a friend

[shmemily @e_bintz]

Whoever made connections today was a silly goose

[clare @sadderlizards]

hey sorry for being so anxious earlier i had no idea everything would be fine

[shmemily @e_bintz]

The only thing on my mind lately is Real Housewives of Salt Lake City

[jamie @gnuman1979]

I have no idea why this made me laugh.

[shmemily @e_bintz]

@ee_el_bee I literally said “he scares me” during that one song

[trish @ultragloss]

andrew garfield’s spider-man movies were rom coms where the subplot was that the main character was a superhero u can’t change my mind

[shmemily @e_bintz]

I had a radioactive egg for breakfast what about you ?

[shmemily @e_bintz]

When life hands you lemons, Joe Biden kills you with them 😭💀

[Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti]

I knew he'd get to the Panera lemonade at some point.

[shmemily @e_bintz]

My tummy hurts but I am still considering getting a hot dog for lunch as a little treat

[tyler woodward @tyler02020202]

it’s like no one wants to go to the cheesecake factory and watch a movie afterwards these days

[shmemily @e_bintz]

@worrystonee The skinceuticals night cream is magic (my mom can get it 50 percent through Laura from work so don’t buy it full price)

[vivafalastin 🇵🇸 @vivafalastin]

he can’t even have privacy in his grief because palestinians have to record and broadcast everything for even the opportunity to be believed. these are the worst moments of people’s lives and we force them to share them over and over so that hand-wringing politicians might act

[abby govindan @abbygov]

I enjoyed the completely fictional dystopian unrealistic movie Hunger Games Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes especially the part where the adults in power were debating whether or not it was moral to slaughter children in large numbers as a response to a violent political uprising

[shmemily @e_bintz]

I know it’s extreme and I don’t care

[shmemily @e_bintz]

Anyone who opens a greek yogurt on a plane should be put to death