Ernest

supporting a small account like me is like gently rubbing a homeless man’s belly. 1 follow = 1 belly rub = karmic good fortune

[Ernest @e_coolman]

@LizzyStarrrdust They won’t say anything they just silently decide you won’t be a serious long term prospect, they might still date and probably date others too but they’ve decided without blinking ‘not wife material’

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@doctormorphh Yeahh get your skull rearranged or you’re ngmi amazing love this app

[Ernest @e_coolman]

@arcticinstincts This is where the mother has previously been pregnant by someone else and has bits of dna floating around ?

[Ernest @e_coolman]

@coldcallsniper This is pretty unique to American girls

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@Dickthbutcher @3xcalibaneur This is basically Hinge

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@punishedgummies I’m sure this is happening to me

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@rizzolosophy This is the part guys miss when they say girls have it easy. Must be so annoying to constantly have creeps like both of these two harassing you every night out

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@Reggantal @DamnCoffee007 Big characters never die offscreen

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They really messed up the villains in Spectre and No Time to Die, completely forgettable and unexplored. Rami Malek is in NTTD for about 5 minutes it was like they cut 90% of his scenes

[Carljob 🇵🇸 🇮🇪 @bornposting]

genuinely what were they thinking making Blofeld & Bond brothers in SPECTRE

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@robkhenderson Idk a certain education/ career can mark you out as ‘guy who will buy me things’ and spark the wrong interest. It’s better to get genuine attraction based on your looks etc and you can then mention that stuff as a nice bonus later

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@xvrmdf Serve you an advert before you even know you want something. An advert so compelling that much like the video tape in Infinite Jest you are simply unable to look away

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@coco_chm This is a great idea going to propose it to my gf later I’m glad we can all be happy

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@Bowtiedsocial Head?

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@HeavyMogger @dyingscribe There is something beyond looks and personality, I’ve met some women who look good and are nice etc but they just don’t have whatever that sexual chemistry factor is

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@thebeautifulage @Babygravy9 What’s the modern solution? I think a new Netflix drama that centres around a fat unattractive loser doing the thing you want to stop and being mocked for it

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@Read_Acted Hang out in cafe’s and when she orders matcha overhear and say you’ve never tried it

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@aoisora_zzz Never turn your back to someone on public transport - or maybe you guys are the exception on that one

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@AutismCapital Think how bad it’ll be if markets also tank. Could be a good short

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@phosphor_glow This got me kicked out of PureGym

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@africatwiin78 Ask for his number