Emily in Harlem

So not the drama.

[wild milk @_wildmilk]

you have to be so deep in the trenches of the internet to fully appreciate this glass jars rolling down stairs as succession characters

[Emily in Harlem @e_coops_]

Money’s just paper that doesn’t come apart in the laundry

[cassidy xcx @olsencassidy]

Why? Because she’s brought a ludicrously capacious bag. What’s even in there, huh? Flat shoes for the subway? Her lunch pail? I mean, Greg, it’s monstrous. It’s gargantuan. You could take it camping. You could slide it across the floor after a bank job

[Emma Friend @EmmaYourFriend]

all these men vying for Speaker and none running to be Listener. makes u think

[lana schwartz @_lanabelle]

when someone asks me if i'm going anywhere for the holidays

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

Ok so Olivia Wilde presented herself as a feminist but made her lead work with an abuser then replaced him with her “I’m not an actor” boyfriend that she cheated on her husband with and paid him MORE than Florence Pugh, starting a Feud. Also Chris Pine is there and got spit on.

[David Lazarus @Davidlaz]

I'm sorry, I don't want people awaiting the Rapture to decide the fate of the planet

[Monica Lewinsky (she/her) @MonicaLewinsky]

(i think i did this correctly)

[Nikita @nikitadumptruck]

Going to the US for an anti-missionary trip (those people need less god)

[Emily in Harlem @e_coops_]

@skylardarel the drama of the candle 🙌🏼

[natasha lyonne @nlyonne]

A good thing would be for men to also start speaking up about how many abortions they have had and how their lives would’ve changed irrevocably if they hadn’t had that choice and free will as an option available to them and that partner. We are in this together. Stand with us.

[Jena Friedman @JenaFriedman]

Can we please stop calling them “pro-life”, we’re pro-life, they’re forced-birth.

[trash jones @jzux]

banning juuls before assault rifles is so funny. america is really like “kids are allowed to die quickly but NOT slowly”

[brecht apologist @madison_tayt]

holy shit, i can fix this if i vote? awesome! when’s the next supreme court election??

[. @nowherehere56]

There ain’t even BABY FORMULA ON THE SHELVES

[Dani Donovan 👩🏻‍🎨 ADHD Comics @danidonovan]

SPILF (side-project I'd like to finish)

[Chris Murphy 🟧 @ChrisMurphyCT]

🚨NEWS: We have a deal. Today a bipartisan group of 20 Senators (10 D and 10 R) is announcing a breakthrough agreement on gun violence - the first in 30 years - that will save lives.

I think you’ll be surprised at the scope of our framework.

1/ Here’s what it includes:

[Esther Choo, MD MPH @choo_ek]

Women: when did you realize you had become over-educated?