Manny

software engineer

[𝓚𝓪𝓻𝓵 🇫🇷🤽🏿‍♂️ @KarITunez]

The plane at my maths exam after l calculated its takeoff speed of -274km/h.

[Manny @e_eleam]

Sundays Agenda:

If Spain wins:
Messi finally passes the mantle to the new generation and opens the way to the new boys, Yamal over to you!!!

If Argentina wins:
Messi shows the new generation how to do it. Hopefully they take this lesson. Yamal over to you now!!

We cook!!!

[Manny @e_eleam]

😂😂

[TSA @TSA]

“It’s not on your website”

Oh, ok... apologies, we didn’t realize you were going to bring part of a FIRE HYDRANT to the airport.

[Ellie Sleightholm @elsleightholm]

A few new faces around here so let me reintroduce myself!

I’m Ellie, I’m a @Cambridge_Uni Mathematics Masters Graduate who loves sharing the beauty of mathematics and STEM.

I started my career in the space industry as a Space Systems Optimisation Engineer and later an Astrodynamics Software Engineer.

I then moved to Machine Learning and worked as an Engineer. And I’m starting a new chapter very soon which I can’t wait to share more details about 😉

Throughout that time I’ve been an avid mathematics and science communicator from the UK, sharing content online (i’m on all platforms). I also engage audiences through talks, public speaking, and other STEM outreach.

I use this space to show that education is for all and that there lies SO much beauty in mathematics and STEM, and I hope to share that through my outreach ☺️

All socials: https://t.co/HGOKhs2sK7

[Google Research @GoogleResearch]

Introducing TurboQuant: Our new compression algorithm that reduces LLM key-value cache memory by at least 6x and delivers up to 8x speedup, all with zero accuracy loss, redefining AI efficiency. Read the blog to learn how it achieves these results: https://t.co/CDSQ8HpZoc

[Jen Zhu @jenzhuscott]

When I was consulting for @HBO Silicon Valley, zero-loss compression was the holy grail Richard Hendricks chases that perfect middle-out algo could shrink everything w/out breaking a single bit.

Google just did something even more practical for the AI era: TurboQuant compresses LLM key-value caches down to 3 bits per value using random orthogonal rotation + PolarQuant scalar quantization & optional 1-bit QJL residual correction.

=>> 6× memory reduction, up to 8× faster attention (on H100), & 0 degradation on LongBench, Needle-in-a-Haystack, and RULER for models like Gemma. No retraining, no calibration needed.

Fiction just got out-engineered by reality. 😅💚💚

[mariana Z @mariana057]

I bought a little bag of air today.

The company that made it was kind enough to put some potato chips in it.

[Manny @e_eleam]

😂😂

[ÀKÀNKÉ🤸🏼 @Titilope__xo]

I overheard my husband saying he bought rice. I was already happy I wouldn’t have to cook until he came to the kitchen and continued, ‘I sold Saka sha.’

Dammit, FPL.🙄

[Manny @e_eleam]

🤣😂

[Nathan @OIuwatosin]

I once made a huge presentation at work and said “Je suis excité” which I assumed should mean I’m excited to be engaging with them. I got some big smiles from the crowd

Apparently, it doesn’t translate the same and I told them I was horny…

[Manny @e_eleam]

@Khelechy1337 @code_enthusiast It’s nice you know each other. Coolll

[Manny @e_eleam]

@Iam__Prometheus 😂😂😂

[F.O.L.A @folaoftech]

tell me about your experience working with legacy code in the comments pls 😂😂

[Olóyè Somorin Osifeso @OloyeSomorin]

How old are your grandchildren? 🤗

[🏴‍☠️ @DreamChasnMike]

wtf have i started 😭😭😭😭

[Manny @e_eleam]

🤣😂

[Big Ron @kaonde_king]

The Gorilla setting the last nigga alive free so he can tell everyone what happened.

[Manny @e_eleam]

Hands down to be honest 😂

[✊🏾Don’t Open til X-Mas ✊🏾 @CovingtonQ]

Hands down

[✊🏾Don’t Open til X-Mas ✊🏾 @CovingtonQ]

Hands down

[Kevin De Bruyne @KevinDeBruyne]

Dear Manchester. 💙

[Alma Asinobi @almaasinobi]

I was just denied boarding on my flight to Perth, Australia for my final leg of the trip 😞

Due to visa issues, I was put on standby for confirmation from Australia till boarding closed and the gate agent had to rebook me on the next flight to Australia.

He asked me to…

[Manny @e_eleam]

This is legendary 😂😂