emma

I like my cats more than I like you.

[emma @e_kin74]

I love opening mail and I’m convinced that’s something I’ll never grow out of.

[emma @e_kin74]

I think I just hate sandals.

[emma @e_kin74]

People aren’t as nice to you when you’re successful alone as when you’re struggling and need them.

[Leslie J. Anderson @inkhat]

Things I have extrapolated from Sesame Street.

- Ernie does not have nipples and thus is not a mammal.

- Although monsters appear to be half of the population no monster has been president.

- Sesame Street is close enough to both a cranberry bog and a banana farm to drive.

[emma @e_kin74]

“The only way to get through it, is to get through it.”

[emma @e_kin74]

It’s taken me 28 years to decide my favorite color.

[K A C E Y @KaceyMusgraves]

But like isn’t every day women’s day or..

[emma @e_kin74]

All these women in my life got married and now I don’t know anyone’s name.

[emma @e_kin74]

@Chewy they know where the food is.

[emma @e_kin74]

Always the person with the dirtiest car at the car wash.

[emma @e_kin74]

I never thought, when I was younger, that I would someday be so bothered by someone doing push-ups incorrectly.

[emma @e_kin74]

It is a giant turn off when someone uses bad form in the gym to push heavier weight. It’s not impressive.

[KATY PERRY @katyperry]

i used to think more was more now im starting to see less is best

[emma @e_kin74]

I guess I need to stay off facebook cause I for one do not give a fuck about your Valentine’s Day story with you boo.

[emma @e_kin74]

https://t.co/3WxMsvfoi9

[emma @e_kin74]

WHY ARE YOU WEARING A MASK ALONE IN YOUR OWN VEHICLE?

[🏄🏾‍♂️ @stylenol_]

It’s true what they say about balance but “Work Hard/Play Hard” isn’t sustainable. I would like to be diligent and disciplined...but also do so from a beach.

[emma @e_kin74]

Kevin Bacon has a tik tok. That is all.

[emma @e_kin74]

Going to the gym a lot is not a personality trait.