Melody Compton

photography sometimes, overthinking always

[David Morris @wdmorrisjr]

10 things you need to say to your children - immediately:

[Joseph Fink, 👻🎃healthcare is a human right🎃👻 @PlanetofFinks]

What development phase is it when the baby tries putting every item in the house on her head while shouting "hat! hat!"

[Joseph Fink, 👻🎃healthcare is a human right🎃👻 @PlanetofFinks]

ok I finally watched Everything Everywhere All At Once and it was as good as you all said

[🔎Al🔍 @SweatieAngle]

True story, my mom tried to raise me gender neutral -no pink, no barbie- mostly tons of STEMy toys actually. Problem with that sorta thing is you’re only as strong as the weakest parent at school-1st day she picked me up I was like ‘WE GOTTA LOOK INTO THIS NEW SHIT CALLED DOLLS’

[eliza @elizamclamb]

Too much tummy ache discourse. The headache girlies suffer mercifully in SILENCE. Lugging around 6000mg Excedrin at all times. Suddenly needing 5 hours to lie down with a bag of frozen tater tots on the neck. We are the rightful queens to the common physical ailment throne

[Taylor Berman @tcberman]

“She died before discovering what, if anything, she was afraid of.”

[Melody Compton @E_Melody__]

@MarinaLMcClure My mother-in-law has six boys. They're mostly pretty spread out across the states, but all of them adore her. We try to FaceTime her with our baby at least once or twice a week, because her and my FIL are really wonderful people.

[Melody Compton @E_Melody__]

@phiamenina My little boy was in there with liver failure for a week. We had stellar nurses, and are very grateful for how well they took care of us. Good luck!

[Dr Emma Salisbury @salisbot]

BREAKING: every woman in your life now has at least a small crush on Volodymyr Zelenskyy and there's absolutely nothing you can do about it

[Melody Compton @E_Melody__]

@Thatoneguy64 I'm so MAD

[❃ miss madie jean ❃ @missmadiejean]

For Mary and everyone else who finds Christmas makes them sad (like me). 💛

[it’s george 🇵🇸 @magnuswlitb]

for 15 years we made fun of my dad for saying he wants a vacuum for christmas every year, but we finally got him a nice dyson and you know what? he’s walking around, vacuuming all every room, muttering “this is a game changer.” say what you will but the man knows what he wants

[cluedont @cluedont]

The joy.

[Spencer @SpenSpenBurt]

Whenever I go in a Harmon’s or Whole Foods type store I feel like I’m not attractive/successful enough to be there. I don’t belong there. I belong in a Smith’s. Take me to a Smith’s

[Hummingbird fan account @sharahmeservy]

Things I've overheard my husband saying to our baby

[prance @bocxtop]

how trash were criminals in the 1800s to ever get caught, u could do double murder, grow a beard then move to the next town over and live peacefully forever

[EyesOfMarch @PJAxemurderer]

the bene gesserit are just moms. if a secret society of stern moms spent 10,000 years perfecting the mom "drop that this instant" voice that's exactly what would happen

[KizariGames @BrilliantDum_e]

Bull tossed somebody’s grandma https://t.co/oOmG7s8o8W