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[Parody Jeff @Parodyjeffx]

I hear fireworks.

Erika Kirk must be nearby mourning.

[Walter Masterson @waltermasterson]

Socialism is the fire department putting out your fire.

Capitalism is the insurance company denying your claim.

[Kia™ Knightly @KiaKnightly]

Hey @jackunheard,

You're a fucking moron.

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Thank god because if this ruling had applied during her race, instead of shamefully coming in 5th, she would have victoriously come in 5th

[TizzyEnt @TizzyEnt]

So many you have to make up imaginary, AI images. Corny as fuck

[Sean Padraig McCarthy @SeanMcCarthyCom]

Putting an Israeli flag up for the celebration of America’s 250th just seems too on the nose

[You Know Who @MuskTillDawn]

People are dragging him for walking in with his finger on the trigger but you have to understand that he’s trained to do that when he sees children

[4quest.❤️🔱🖤 @thinkpiecetribe]

The New York Post treats Zohran Mamdani like how J. Jonah Jameson treats Spider-Man lmao

[Rev. Benjamin Cremer @Brcremer]

Then Jesus said unto the sick, “you better have insurance.”

Then Jesus said unto the stranger, “are you here legally?”

Then Jesus said unto the hungry, “my taxes better not be paying for these loaves and fishes.”

Then Jesus said unto the poor, “this is your own fault.”

[PoliticsGirl @IAmPoliticsGirl]

Correct. If you keep saying the elections are rigged, but you won all the elections, what does that mean?

[Zoo With Roy @zoowithroy]

Yeah man I’m pretty surprised the guy who campaigned on “they’re eating dogs” is not operating strategically

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Do you remember when radio stations used to give away concert tickets and backstage passes? I just heard a midday radio giveaway, and now the prizes are groceries, a year of gas, or rent paid. It’s a strange reminder that survival has become the prize. That’s pretty sad.

[𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙠𝙚 @Arealmfngl]

What’s wrong with being the minority? Are minorities treated like second class citizens or something?

[Hassan Mafi ‏ @thatdayin1992]

Americans realizing it is illegal to touch water in public but if you touch children on private islands you will become the president of the US

[The Impatient Tourist @ImpatienTourist]

Seeing young people do well as mayors in Baltimore and New York is fantastic. Happy for them

[Right Hook🌵 @lbk_enjoyer]

Not a soul has talked about the SnapBack with no brim

[DonkConnects ♻️™ @donkoclock]

If only if Trump cared as much about the real bad guys.

One system moves fast. The other never gets moving.

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[shanny @_Shanny_4]

“The government doesn't owe you anything!”
Buddy, I pay taxes.
The government damn well owes me a LOT.