E. Wadid

Author of On Corporate Idioxy
Follow for #CorporateHumor & witty insights.
Exec, startup founder, DBA, MBA.

[E. Wadid @e_wadid]

Today: my first $100 as a fearless, satirical author.

It tastes far sweeter than the thousands I make as a tamed consultant.

On Corporate Idioxy: a workplace satire with a heartbeat. Laugh, cringe, reclaim your fire.
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@karpathy Great take. To build on that, one of the most important outcomes of learning is the meta learning: understanding how our minds tackle problems. We rarely need today to solve 17*34 without a calculator; but learning to do it teaches us much more than getting the right answer.

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Every world-changing tech offers a beautiful destination.
Most forget the turbulent passage. With AGI the prize is huge,
but the passage will be the hardest part.
We need to talk as much about the journey as the arrival—realistically, beyond bloom or gloom.

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@buitengebieden I keep reminding myself that the most powerful kindness is shown to the vulnerable, the unwanted, and the "uncool." That’s where it truly shines.

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@WorkMemesDaily On the bright side, there is inclusion - almost. They are only missing a guy my age and complexion 🧐

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@AlexanderFYoung Send please.

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@vitrupo Comparing LLMs, which we understand as transformers, to consciousness feels like a leap. We’re still grappling with what awareness really is—a question philosophy keeps alive until science can explain it. Doesn’t equating them risk oversimplifying something we don’t yet grasp?

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@krishnanrohit Pick something that is at its lowest now, for example HI 🧐

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Big news when two Americas (CNN, Fox) align on a headline!

The third (Corporate America)? Just another dull Monday.

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@AllAbIntroverts My favorite: team-building day-long activities. And yours?

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@bertaunth @rohanpaul_ai Happy to see this. I miss reading from humans ;-)

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@wydlamar miss when colleagues used English, not emoji shorthand. Anyone else tired of 🙏👍overload?

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@HumansNoContext I wonder how you all first felt electricity’s shock? I’d rather forget mine—corporate meetings brought it back with a vengeance! Anyone else? 😉

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Under Mr. Mitchell, "From Good to Great" was printed on banners, mugs, screensavers… Teams of MBAs measured humility… Flywheel Department invented ‘synergistification’”.

What’s the dumbest corporate slogan you’ve endured?
More in On Corporate Idioxy: https://t.co/Qgn62TGUvx.

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@RespectfulMemes Adulthood: one endless loop of monotony with zero summer breaks. The silver lining? Team meetings where time (and logic) vanish... eternally. Who's with me?

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@gregisenberg That's a cut-back of around 10 minutes :-)
Interesting to know how much additional time is being spent with LLMs, right? 😉

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@WorkMemesDaily I think the determining factor is this: will the help desk address you with your name, or you will be "employee u2044286"? Anyone else stuck with a number—shout out, and seek therapy!

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@durov I started my engineering career when the internet was born—what a journey. Now, that generation’s quietly losing jobs to tech and corporate changes. It’s a hidden cost of "progress" no one talks about. Anyone else seeing this?

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@HumansNoContext Wow. What brand of shoes was he wearing? Very durable! 🧐

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@JamesLucasIT An Air France first-class transatlantic ticket in 1988 would be the equivalent of approximately $15,000 today as AI tells me. Today's price is roughly half. It's a bit of both: cost-cutting, and waste reduction. Corporates have an amazing talent finding an opportunity in anything