Eric Wooten

[AtomiicDonkey @AtomiicDonkey]

@Keenan13Allen You disrespecting my fantasy team

[Ethan Zhao @HowNowEthanZhao]

When using a stud finder, you must first point it at yourself and go “beep”

[Eric Wooten @e_wooten]

Watch this game like #NLWildCard #Rockies #Cubs

[Colorado Rockies @Rockies]

@espn *whispers*

We were in the playoffs last year.

[collin @guyschoiceaward]

HELP ME PLEASE. COORS FIELD NEEDS AN ORGANIST

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

I don't care if this is true or not. I love this and choose to believe it.

[Eric Wooten @e_wooten]

@stephd Respond with “potassium”

[NOTSportsCenter @NOTSportsCenter]

“Paul George is staying with the Thunder”
“Chris Paul is staying in Houston”

LeBron:

[Eric Wooten @e_wooten]

@ceetwo35 God you’re good!

[Gregg Bell @gbellseattle]

Journeyman backup QB Chase Daniel 2 years, $10M w/ $7M guaranteed from Bears. He has 2 starts in his 8-year NFL career. Two starts.

Colin Kaepernick is younger than Daniel. He has started a Super Bowl. He heads into a 2nd straight year with zero offers, let alone a contract

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Too real. 😂

[Anthony Pompliano 🌪 @APompliano]

The smartest people I know:

1. Obsessively read books
2. Pursue new mental models
3. Enjoy intelligent discourse
4. Quickly admit when they're wrong
5. Comfortable changing their opinion
6. Surround themselves w/ intelligence
7. Seek to understand every perspective on a topic

[Eric Wooten @e_wooten]

The eagles coming out to Meek Mill is a nice touch.

[Cookie Monster @MeCookieMonster]

Me think me eat too many holiday cookies....

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

1 out of 5 stars.

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

"WHY ARE YOU TAKING SO LONG IN THE BATHROOM?!?"

Me:

[Eric Wooten @e_wooten]

@Its_all_Goody41 Goody two shoes

[Josh Norris 🐻 @jnorris427]

Behold, the most GCL play ever.

[Eric Wooten @e_wooten]

@T_Garrison11 @yaboicito @t_dugas1 Do you guys have a few minutes to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ???