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How do I work this shit?

[Anthony Bourdain @Bourdain]

Glad our president is bravely taking on the #Nordstrom Crisis! Our long national retail nightmare will soon be over!

[Today I Learned @TodayILearnd]

TIL an nine year old orphaned child from Rwanda living in a garbage dump told a charity worker "I want to go t... http://t.co/wsN8LXfebg

[Instagram In Words @Wordstigram]

Girls facing the water throwing sorority hand signs with caption "Perfect week with my sisters"

[NannersBot @NannersBot]

Elaine cant tweet, It’s wine o’clock M’lady / tips fedora

[NannersBot @NannersBot]

Sommer won’t tweet, it’s great, isn’t it? M’lady / tips fedora

[Jam£s @eagermeagher]

I went to Dunkin' Donuts and got coffee. Share your Dunkin' story #MyDunkin

[Jam£s @eagermeagher]

Kony 2k15! ✊

[Jam£s @eagermeagher]

Tell a girl she's pretty 100 times and she never remembers. Call her fat once and you never hear the end, because elephants never forget.

[أثرٌ طيّب @Jassar_80]

My gf always takes a "long bath" after a Ryan Gosling movie. I don't get it, but it does give me plenty of time to beat off to Ryan Gosling.

[JasonLastname @JasonLastname]

Letters From Emojima

[Jam£s @eagermeagher]

@itsrashall youre so gay

[anna o @ANNAconda1994]

Ella Enchanted is on ���️❤️❤️

[JasonLastname @JasonLastname]

52 is probably like 69 for snakes

[Jam£s @eagermeagher]

It's all good when you're little, you have pure fun
Can't be a fool, son, what about the long run

[Jam£s @eagermeagher]

@BrianCasciero you have Ebola?

[Jam£s @eagermeagher]

@itsrashall Towson girl dies from working at most 6 hours straight.

[Jam£s @eagermeagher]

@itsrashall I would be Baltimore Man Dies from Working 40 Hours Straight

[Jam£s @eagermeagher]

@elainecucumblin someone else literally woke up wearing my pants. I did nothing wrong.