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Un tipo que le gustan los juegos, MGZ, aprendiendo MDU en la UC. Escuchanos en #ElPosturno en #Spotify!

[Dieterminator @dieterquintero]

*En clases de español para extranjeros.*

YO: ...entonces, algunas personas le ponen salsa inglesa a sus michelada y--

ALUMNO 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿: ¿"Salsa inglesa"? ¿Qué es eso?

YO: Ya sabes. La salsa esa con nombre impronunciable.

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿: ¿...?

🇺🇸: No te hagas menso. La salsa Wosterer... algo.

🇫🇷: Así no es. Es Worcestar... algo.

🇨🇦: Ay, ya sé de cuál hablan. La Worsesescer... algo.

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿: ¡Ah! La salsa Worcestershire.

TODOS: Ajá, esa.

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿: Ay, no es necesario hacerse bolas pronunciando todo el nombre. Nosotros la llamamos "Wostah sauce". No porque nos parezca difícil pronunciarlo, sino porque el nombre es demasiado largo.

🇫🇷: Pues qué mamada.

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 (a mí): ¿Entonces ustedes le llaman "salsa inglesa".

*El alumno francés señala al estadounidense y al canadiense.*

🇫🇷: Si ellos que hablan inglés no pueden pronunciarlo, ¿crees que los mexicanos sí?

YO (encogíendome de hombros): ¿Qué puedo decir? Somos gente sencilla con soluciones rápidas.

[Loserpower @loserpower]

Nunca han paliao ripio

[Bilal 🇩🇿 @BiarusZ]

Je crois qu’on ne se rend pas compte à quel point ce baiser sur la main d’Historia a détruit la vie d’Eren en une seconde il se fait spoil son avenir, ses pertes, sa propre mort et tout ce qu’il devra sacrifier pour y arriver, toute la fin de SNK commence ici c’est du pur cinéma

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

The ending of “Victory and Death” (2020) is the moment THE CLONE WARS stops feeling like a cartoon and starts feeling like a tragedy. Years spent turning the clones into individuals, only for the final image to be rows of identical helmets in the snow.

[Mr. Star Spangled MAGA @4thOfJuly365]

Watching footage from WW2 makes me realize how brave this generation was and how pathetic the current one is.

[Schwartzmann Salvador @S_Schwartzmann]

Alta Dirección Pública.
Datos del Servicio de Registro Civil:

Han dejado puestos, en el Estado de Chile, 175 funcionarios de primer nivel jerárquico -altos directivos- y de segundo -como subdirectores o jefatura de unidades, entre otros- de los cuales 139 se registran en el sistema "renuncia no voluntaria”. Todos llegaron, por sus méritos, seleccionados por concursos de Alta Dirección Pública

[Promakos @PROMAKOS_]

¿POR QUÉ LOS CLÉRIGOS DE LOS JUEGOS DE ROL Y FANTASÍA LLEVAN MAZA?

El "clérigo" de los juegos de rol y la fantasía, desde 'Dungeons & Dragons', va siempre con maza o similares y nunca con espada por un supuesto, y es que el clero tenía prohibido derramar sangre y recurría al arma roma para matar sin cortar. Suena muy bien pero es falso.

No hay ningún decreto papal ni canon que prohíba a los clérigos las armas con filo y les permita las contundentes. El principio que se cita, "sine effusione sanguinis", existía, pero el IV Concilio de Letrán de 1215 lo aplicó a que los clérigos no presidieran ordalías, ejecuciones ni cirugía, no a qué arma empuñaban en combate. Lo que la Iglesia repitió durante siglos fue que el clero no fuese a la guerra en absoluto, con filo o sin él, y aun así muchos fueron.

El origen del mito está documentado. Gary Gygax, creador de 'D&D', leyó sobre el obispo Turpín del 'Cantar de Roldán' y sobre Odón de Bayeux, y dedujo una regla donde no la había. A Odón lo pintan en el tapiz de Bayeux en Hastings, 1066, con un 'baculum', un garrote, y de ahí salió la leyenda. El problema es que en ese mismo tapiz el duque Guillermo, que no era clérigo, lleva un bastón igual, porque era un símbolo de mando, el antepasado del bastón de mariscal, y no un truco para no cortar. Que se atribuya a su condición de clérigo es, para los especialistas, más que dudoso.

Y los clérigos que sí combatieron usaron de todo. El arzobispo Turpín pelea con espada en el 'Cantar de Roldán'. El obispo-príncipe Hermann de Dorpat llevó a sus hombres al combate sobre el hielo del lago Peipus. Las órdenes militares, templarios y teutónicos, iban con espada, lanza y maza según conviniera. Hay además un problema físico. Una maza hace sangrar tanto como una espada, porque hundir un casco y reventar un cráneo abre heridas y astilla huesos. El arma roma nunca evitó la sangre.

Bibliografía recomendada en los comentarios.

[NephroPOCUS @NephroP]

The 60/60 sign is a cardiac #POCUS finding used to support the bedside diagnosis of acute pulmonary embolism. It refers to the simultaneous presence of two measurements, both involving the number 60.

RV outflow tract (RVOT) acceleration time ≤60 ms - This is the time from the onset of blood flow through the pulmonary valve to its peak velocity. In acute PE, the sudden obstruction causes blood to accelerate and decelerate abnormally fast, producing a "truncated" or shortened flow profile.

Pulmonary artery systolic pressure (PASP) ≤60 mmHg (but >30 mmHg) - estimated via the tricuspid regurgitation jet.

In acute PE, the thin-walled right ventricle cannot generate very high pressures because it has not had time to adapt. A PASP above 60 mmHg suggests a chronic process (e.g., chronic pulmonary hypertension) where the RV has hypertrophied over time

[Mioquimio @Br1wow]

Imagina perder la memoria y volver a ver Shingeki no Kyojin sin tener idea de quiénes eran el Titán Colosal y el Acorazado… volver a vivir ese plot twist como un ser humano funcional .

[AquariiShy @AquariiSa]

Hange's sacrifice was an objective improvement over the manga version. Storyboarded by Hayashi, and animated by Jason yao, Sheng meng chen, Xinxiong ceng, Sakai, Taichi Furumata and the star; Q-Kawa, coming back to deliver another dymanic cut.

And obviously Blauklötze returning.

[Aakash Gupta @aakashgupta]

The physics of what's happening in that 0.1 seconds of contact should bother you.

Those tires are completely stationary when they hit the ground. The plane is moving at 250 km/h. For the first fraction of a second, the rubber isn't rolling. It's skidding. Pure friction has to accelerate 22 wheels, each weighing 120 kg, from zero to 155 mph in roughly a tenth of a second.

The tread surface goes from -50°C at cruising altitude to over 200°C at the moment of contact. A 250-degree temperature swing in 0.1 seconds. The smoke you see at every commercial landing is rubber vaporizing off the tire surface. Studies at Manchester and Heathrow found that tire smoke at touchdown produces a greater magnitude of particulate emissions than the jet engines themselves.

The tires are inflated to 200 PSI, six times your car's tire pressure, and they're filled with nitrogen instead of air. Regular air contains moisture that would flash to steam and oxygen that could combust at those friction temperatures. Nitrogen eliminates both risks.

Each tire costs $5,500 and lasts about 250 landings before replacement. The A380 carries 22 of them. At max landing weight, those 22 contact patches are distributing 391 metric tons across roughly 15 square feet of rubber. That's 57,000 pounds per square foot.

The reason they don't pre-spin the wheels before landing, which would eliminate the skid and save millions in tire wear, is weight. Adding electric motors to 22 wheels increases fuel burn on every single flight. The math says it's cheaper to vaporize rubber 250 times and buy new tires than to carry the motors.

[Jonathan @jabberwock951]

Adult hospital: Regularly re-orient patients and provide a calm environment to help prevent delirium.

Children's hospital: HORSE PIANO BITCHES

[Mike Abernethy 🇺🇸 @FLTDOC1]

US Air Ambulance fatalities 2016-2026

HEMS (Helicopter) 13 fatal crashes- 29 dead
Fixed Wing (Airplane) 12 fatal crashes- 44 dead

[Tony Breu @tony_breu]

4/
The mystery becomes how thrombosis formation in mechanical valves differs from that of atrial fibrillation or venous thromboembolism (VTE).

💡Because, as it turns out, the mechanism of thrombosis is NOT exactly the same in all situations.

https://t.co/7fP0XUyCFM

[Mike Abernethy 🇺🇸 @FLTDOC1]

UK HEMS - a very different profile compared to the "average" US HEMS program.
Also, not mentioned, there are zero single engine helicopters used for HEMS in the UK.
(<4% of US HEMS programs staff with physicians)

https://t.co/8ru77wFKZR

[palen @valentingomez11]

los humanos: awww qué romántica la lluvia para dormir juntos

la subtrama de las jirafas:

[Felipe👨‍💻- e/acc @FelipeTechPM]

> O ano é 2006
> Você chega da escola
> Vai direto pro computador
> Abre o uTorrent
> Percebe que ainda faltam alguns minutos
> Sua internet de 200kb não é lá essas coisas
> Ok, você tem tempo de almoçar
> Meia hora depois retorna
> Legal, a ISO terminou de baixar!
> Deixa o seed ligado por um tempo
> Outra pessoa quer baixar também
> Abre o Nero (quem lembra?)
> Burning…
> Grava a ISO!
> Abre o Daemon Tools (os de verdade sabem)
> Monta a imagem
> Instala o jogo!
> Inicia… ainda está pedindo um CD
> De volta pra internet
> Procure um crack No-Cd
> Baixe o crack
> AVAST grita: uma ameaça foi detectada!
> De volta pra internet
> Encontre um keygen russo misterioso
> Você vê dois botões, mas não fala russo
> Escolha com sabedoria
> Apareceu um código na tela!
> Copia, cola, copia, cola, copia, cola…
> Inicia o jogo de novo
> Tá rodando, bora caralho
> EA GAMES, challenge everything! 🫦
> Tun de run dun, de run de run dun oooh 🔈
> Through the window, to the wall (the wall)🔉

Eu vivi isso, tempos bons que não voltam mais 🥹

[Ernesto @gnapse]

@CoraxBzh "Ya es tiempo de mirar hacia el futuro con Chile, no hacia el pasado contra Chile."

No podría estar más de acuerdo. Desde Chile pienso que Argentina y Chile podrían ganar mucho más colaborando que enfrentándose.

[Harrison Ford @HarrisonFordLA]

May the fourth be with you

[Sachin H. Jain, MD, MBA @sacjai]

When I was a third-year medical student on my obstetrics and gynecology rotation, I spent time working with an Ob-Gyn named Bruce who had a favorite line.

As he scanned the bellies of expectant mothers, he would ask:

“Do you have a name for the baby?”

If they did, he would enthusiastically discuss the name.

If they didn’t, he would grin and say:

“You know, if it’s a boy, Bruce is a pretty great name.”

As the rotation went on, I started doing admission histories and physicals for women arriving in labor.

They say we absorb our clinical style from our teachers.

So one day, while taking a history from a woman who had recently immigrated from Cape Verde, I decided to imitate my attending.

“Do you have a name for the baby?” I asked.

She told me she was still thinking about it.

Without much thought, I replied:

“Sachin is a pretty great name.”

She paused.

“What does it mean?”

I told her:

“It roughly translates as truth.”

She smiled.

“I like it.”

I was suddenly caught off guard.

What had started as a throwaway conversation starter borrowed from my attending had unexpectedly become something real. A few hours later, another “Sachin” was born into the world.

I have thought about that moment many times over the years.

Medicine gives us extraordinary access to people’s lives at moments of enormous vulnerability, hope, fear, and possibility. Sometimes we underestimate how much even small interactions can matter.

And sometimes, without realizing it, we leave pieces of ourselves behind in other people’s stories.