Eamon O'Connell

rev up those fryers

[Eamon O'Connell @eamon_oco]

Spotify what

[wint @dril]

new idea "Golden money" some times when getting money you will get golden money instead which is worth 10x the amount of normal money

[wint @dril]

reminder to the girls of this page that I will soon have $ 1400

[MC HAMMER e/acc @MCHammer]

You bore us. If science is a “commitment to truth” shall we site all the historical non-truths perpetuated by scientists ? Of course not. It’s not science vs Philosophy ... It’s Science + Philosophy. Elevate your Thinking and Consciousness. When you measure include the measurer.

[Morning Brew ☕️ @MorningBrew]

LinkedIn has stories now. You know what’s next...

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Barney Frank looked disgusting--nipples protruding--in his blue shirt before Congress. Very very disrespectful.

[Eamon O'Connell @eamon_oco]

America’s true morality lies underneath this bad boy

[wint @dril]

Posting is the easiest shit ever and yet theres people on here with hundreds or thousands or millions of followers FUCKING IT UP

[Eamon O'Connell @eamon_oco]

Why the fuck is cranberry juice sending me emails about how they’re handling coronavirus

[Eamon O'Connell @eamon_oco]

Can’t believe our generation’s OJ Simpson is Carole fuckin Baskin

[mark leidner @markleidner]

each morning I put one uncooked ravioli in a thermos. i pour hot water over it, steeping it like tea, and then i drink it all day at work (i work at the white house) and at the end of the day, as i take the last sip of the tea, the soft ravioli slides into my mouth, and i eat it

[Progress Bar 2026 @ProgressBar202_]

2019 is 69% complete.

[Ace Watkins @GamerPres_2024]

Hey @polygon, I fixed your headline for you.

[wint @dril]

bill gates' dog is too dumb to even know his owner is a celeb. thats why i should be bill gates' dog. crawling around his mansion for treats

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

@Lord_Sugar Dopey Sugar--because it was open all season long--you can't play golf in the snow, you stupid ass.

[Boston Celtics @celtics]

Carsen Edwards (@Cboogie_3) is officially a Celtic 🙌

[wint @dril]

rotating inside of a porto potty at least 4 times looking for the sink

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@CBSNews Mr Buffett, please stop destroying Dairy Queen. In the name of all that is holy, please stop.

[Tom Brady @TomBrady]

Clutch 🐅