smoked salmon fan account

fear is the mind-killer

[smoked salmon fan account @eamonnofgrennan]

@metasimpsons I'm riding the bus because Mother hid my car keys for quoting past Season 10. She was right to do it.

[alexmassie @alexmassie]

Unkind but also necessary to repost this.

[Josh Billinson @jbillinson]

The box office was obviously in a much better place back then, but I do think a lot of these conversations tend to gloss over the $900M+ box office in 2023 for a movie about scientists talking for three hours, that culminates in a tense moment in a security clearance hearing

[kenzie xcx 🦋 @kenzie__xcx]

so what was the budget and how far is it from
profitability or is that kind of tweet reserved just for sinners

[Pugmane🐾 🐛 🥫 @pugmane]

"[I told the assistant director], ‘Just get me six Pacifico Cervezas and a packet of 20 [Marlboro] Red.'

God he’s the best

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

BREAKING: This was Charlie Kirk's last interaction with the audience before being shot in the neck in Utah:

Audience member: “Do you know how many transgender Americans have been mass shooters over the last 10 years?”

Kirk: “Too many.”

The same audience member went on say the number is five, and proceeded to ask if Kirk knows how many mass shooters there have been in America over the last 10 years.

Kirk: “Counting or not counting gang violence?”

The answer is 5700.

[michi³⁰ᴵ⁰⁷ @gofckapineapple]

Colbert showed Cillian a clip from his old school celebrating his Oscar win, and his reaction is priceless.

[Sylvian (#1 Skinamarink Fan) @TheAlexSylvian]

elon musk showing back up to his office in the white house tomorrow

[Mr. Chau @Srirachachau]

Breathtakingly funny post

[Matt Caron @heyitsMattCaron]

What's happened happened, Muad'dib. Will you have your Chani back? We can restore her to you.

[Sam Herbst @smhrbst]

The score ramping up as the camera pushes in on Guy Pearce’s face… best score, best supporting actor, best picture, I love movies!

[patrick. @imPatrickT]

i cut together the best fonts in movies

[Daniel Sugarman @Daniel_Sugarman]

"Just push the 'Update All Windows Devices' button, Akimov! How hard can it be?"

[andy @_postpunkdad]

you could see the rammstein concert last night from kilakee viewpoint in the dublin mountains

[Sean Becker @Sean_Becker]

[consoling a friend after a breakup]

HIM: I won’t find anyone as good as her

ME (just finished watching Moneyball): we’ll recreate her in the aggregate

[Thar Barr Superstar @WildState]

Asking my nephew about the Pokémons;"Is Jigglypuff still going?.....fair play"

[Pigeons & Planes @PigsAndPlans]

Lil Wayne: “Real G’s move in silence like lasagna.”

Everyone:

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

Cillian Murphy wins Best Actor at the #Oscars for ‘OPPENHEIMER’

[Brandon Streussnig @BrndnStrssng]

It’s like poetry