Otto Von Bismarck 🇳🇬

lover of Nuke ☢️💥|lover of Sia & NF music|Proudly Yoruba|Omo okun|kogite|may president Tinubu succeed

[Otto Von Bismarck 🇳🇬 @eao5113]

Nor be lie

[Slim @onu_slim]

Messi is NOT winning this World Cup. It’s rigged from the start. Guaranteed.

Listen up, the global football cartel (FIFA, Qatar money, European elites) already decided Spain lifts the trophy tomorrow.

Messi’s miracle run at 39, is a pure theater to sell the narrative. They let him drag Argentina this far for ratings, but watch there will be controversial red card, phantom VAR decisions, or a mysterious injury in the final.

Spain wins 3-1. Messi cries, Ronaldo laughs, and the GOAT debate dies forever.

They’ll NEVER let him go back-to-back. This is bigger than football, it’s scripted.
You have been warned.

[Otto Von Bismarck 🇳🇬 @eao5113]

@iam_the_vine @AztecccZ Ibos

[Otto Von Bismarck 🇳🇬 @eao5113]

Hope more American soldiers die in coming days

[Stop The Bollocks with Mirabel @MirabelTweets1]

America are having a mental breakdown because some of their troops were killed in Jordan

But it was ok for them to slaughter 170 schoolgirls on day 1 & attack water plants serving millions of civilians

Fuck right the way off.

[Otto Von Bismarck 🇳🇬 @eao5113]

Till tomorrow I'll remind you of this post

[Slim @onu_slim]

Messi is NOT winning this World Cup. It’s rigged from the start. Guaranteed.

Listen up, the global football cartel (FIFA, Qatar money, European elites) already decided Spain lifts the trophy tomorrow.

Messi’s miracle run at 39, is a pure theater to sell the narrative. They let him drag Argentina this far for ratings, but watch there will be controversial red card, phantom VAR decisions, or a mysterious injury in the final.

Spain wins 3-1. Messi cries, Ronaldo laughs, and the GOAT debate dies forever.

They’ll NEVER let him go back-to-back. This is bigger than football, it’s scripted.
You have been warned.

[Otto Von Bismarck 🇳🇬 @eao5113]

It's because it's probably a high end phone probably iPhone 17 or something cos such phones are easily traceable

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

I was at a burial reception yesterday. While serving money to servers, I noticed my iPhone was no longer on me. My eyes cleared but more servers were coming while I was looking for my phone. But I kept sharing the money.

Later, my Uncle told me somebody gave him my phone. That was close.

[Otto Von Bismarck 🇳🇬 @eao5113]

The funniest thing be say the Bible doesn't explicitly say polygamy is bad or wrong, rather it states that for church officials especially pastors and deacons men should only one wife.

[Chetuya Chinagolum @Chetuyachinago]

Polygamy had to be systematically destroyed as a necessary, highly calculated preliminary step to completely dismantle the traditional family unit. Now, through relentless media propaganda, the entire society is strictly commanded to view any man with two or more wives as a raving madman, a financial illiterate, or a social deviant. Under this brainwashing, the polygamous family is aggressively, perpetually marked as inherently dysfunctional, chaotic, and backward: a hellscape full of endless domestic fights, toxic rivalries, and physical altercations where the co-wives are portrayed in a perpetual battle with one another, even resorting to local witchcraft, spiritual poison, and malicious sabotage.

Yet, even when the vast majority of humanity submissively integrated this Westernized monogamy into their culture, customs, and legal codes, it still did not satisfy the insatiable greed of the global capitalist network. Today, the very institution of marriage itself is being subliminally marketed as an unnecessary financial burden, a psychological trap, and a career-killing shackle. The lifestyle of men over forty years old currently being televised on Western sitcoms, lifestyle vlogs, and corporate streaming dramas is absolutely not that of the mature, disciplined fathers working tirelessly to build a legacy, secure their family's future, and establish a strong home. Instead, they actively promote a shallow, consumerist, and perpetually adolescent archetype of manhood, where the primary concern of a grown man over forty is living in an overpriced rented apartment alone, buying up limited-edition designer sneakers, collecting ridiculous luxury handbags, obsessing over elaborate skincare routines, and vanity-tripping at the gym in the evening.

[Otto Von Bismarck 🇳🇬 @eao5113]

... and at least he respected that and never ever contacted me again.

[Otto Von Bismarck 🇳🇬 @eao5113]

Most especially for secondary school peeps, I recall when out of the blues, I was added to my class set GC and the moment I knew it, I first of all ask for Paul Oboyi who owed me 1k since 2016 when we wrote NECO together that year. The werey thought I was joking...

[BIGGEST🦅 🌹!! @EeevaJames]

Immediately after graduation from University I deleted all my coursemates’ numbers and exited every group chat. I don’t keep in touch with anyone from my set. For my own peace of mind, I chose to move on and leave that chapter behind completely.

[Otto Von Bismarck 🇳🇬 @eao5113]

... and I dropped a very nasty comment there then exited the GC and deleted it off my people. Unfortunately one of them still had my number and asked why I did that and responded by telling him that there are people in life I don't want to see and that includes them....

[Otto Von Bismarck 🇳🇬 @eao5113]

@ifeomadurugbor @futureking2264 @aturamu008 Dont projecting your personality other

[Otto Von Bismarck 🇳🇬 @eao5113]

@futureking2264 @aturamu008 And your entire lineage

[Otto Von Bismarck 🇳🇬 @eao5113]

@futureking2264 @aturamu008 Ogun go rape your mama there oponu osi

[Otto Von Bismarck 🇳🇬 @eao5113]

One idiot even said that the abia flood water is cleaner than the Lagos counterpart. Flood that claimed lives

[Adunni$$ @Adunnishadollar]

This man has repeatedly stated that his education interventions will be limited to the South‑East. If that is truly his focus, then he should also keep the rest of his governance commentary within that same region.

We all saw the flooding in Abia and Anambra — including the tragic loss of a 5‑year‑old girl. Instead of addressing that urgent crisis, he rushed to call out Lagos, its scholars, and its institutions.

For the record, the South‑West still hosts Nigeria’s top‑rated universities according to Times Higher Education.

Please focus on the South‑East. Your people need the attention and the expertise of your scholars the most.

[Otto Von Bismarck 🇳🇬 @eao5113]

@cabeecroft23 @akpancino This people are just too dull

[Otto Von Bismarck 🇳🇬 @eao5113]

@Biafran524455 @NigeriaStories Una dull

[Otto Von Bismarck 🇳🇬 @eao5113]

@yi_sun43970 @ALS_1974 @sushi_zamurai_ Ori baba yin ti yoro, onsrr

[Otto Von Bismarck 🇳🇬 @eao5113]

@yi_sun43970 @ALS_1974 @sushi_zamurai_ Stupid Asian

[Otto Von Bismarck 🇳🇬 @eao5113]

@yi_sun43970 @ALS_1974 @sushi_zamurai_ Lol jokes on you

[Otto Von Bismarck 🇳🇬 @eao5113]

@yi_sun43970 @ALS_1974 @sushi_zamurai_ Oro yin ko ye mi ooo, e so yinbo fun mi jo oniranu