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[Earlanxi @earlanxi]

our comeback this season will be generational, watch this space.

[Rooney 💫 @RooneyUchiha26]

@David_Ornstein @TheAthleticFC £80m for Summerville 🤯🤯
West Ham boards right now:

[GRACIE BON @graciebonirin]

BTS LOVE ISLAND edition

[Earlanxi @earlanxi]

@Lazz009 @NealGardner_ Yeah searched it up , maybe that’s why he didn’t go to Barca and went back to Porto

[Earlanxi @earlanxi]

@Lazz009 @NealGardner_ That’s not his agent

[Earlanxi @earlanxi]

@dementia_ridden @Musa0513 @NealGardner_ He has a new agent ?

[PortoReport @PortoReport]

EXCLUSIVE: Cardoso Varela is not 17. Cardoso Varela doesn't even exist.

Cardoso Carlos Matumbe Varela, born 28.10.2008, is a ghost. A fiction. The real person is Petilson Carlos Matumbe Vihemba, born 20.07.2004. That makes him 22, not 17.

We spoke to people within CD 1º de Agosto, the Angolan club that developed him. Their reply:

"We don't know Cardoso Varela. We know Petilson."

The club that raised him doesn't recognize the name on his Portuguese passport. They know Petilson. They know the 2004 birth date.

Now the passport. Because this is where the story moves from football fraud to something far more serious.

Cardoso Varela became a Portuguese citizen on 6 June 2022. Not through birth. Not through descent. Through an electronic request filed by a lawyer.

The clerk at the citizen's shop in Laranjeiras looked at his citizenship application. We asked her which parent was Portuguese.

Her answer: "Neither."

A young man from Angola, with no Portuguese blood, no Portuguese ties, no Portuguese history. Suddenly a citizen of Portugal. Just like that.

The lawyer who secured his nationality was Yasmina da Costa, a prominent lawyer named in the Pandora Papers.

And FC Porto knew. During Vítor Bruno's tenure, people within the club contacted our source directly and were told the truth: the age had been falsified.

A new name. A new age. A new nationality.

Petilson Carlos Matumbe Vihemba, welcome to FC Porto.

Investigation conducted in collaboration with Paulo Teixeira, a specialist in age fraud cases since 1994.

[Motlhompegi 🇪🇸 @TlamiChulo]

Busquets gets goat DM shouts for this tape

[𝙀𝙧𝙖 @TheWestbrookEra]

21 dunkers ever better than this LMFAO sure man

[𝑩𝒆𝒓𝒓𝒚 @RMCF_berry]

Bring baby rodri back to Madrid.🙂

[Earlanxi @earlanxi]

@renzeee_ @marahhbb04 @Ohene_Khojo @theMadridZone @FabrizioRomano Masa masa ebi nonsense u dey talk , ebi madrid wey disrespect am

[⚡ @UTDCJ_]

“spain takes 1-0 lead through ferran torres”

lamine yamal’s bro in the stands:

[Dubois @CFC_Dubois]

Saka when there’s absolutely nothing to
play for

[Earlanxi @earlanxi]

@swaethfc @kashish_cfc @CFCMods Barcola ain’t coming to Tottenham , u are getting Gakpo

[Scanty SZN @EiiScanty]

my friends salary is at stake. just help me locate man of God.

[MR DANIEL @Maazijnr]

Some people with this kind of body still want to slim down.

[Earlanxi @earlanxi]

@AlSultan_Meriam @PolymarketSport This AI

[Football Park @thefootballpark]

@David_Ornstein @TheAthleticFC He rejected Arsenal 😭

[Marc Jacobs @HA8TER]

Having Walker Kessler on this Lakers team changes everything. An elite defensive center anchoring the roster gives the lakers something they’ve been missing since AD.

Can’t wait 🍿 #Lakeshow

[9MagTV @BlackInkChi]

Tracee Ellis Ross Gets Wet In Thailand!

[Sleeper Football @SleeperFooty]

@TouchlineX This will be Cucurella the day after the final 😂