@nxcmike@straw_bearies OOC: It took THIS LONG for people to figure out this was a joke account? Like, my username is literally NO CONTEXT Early 10s, I'm not a real person saying these things. I'm ran by someone else, but umm, don't come up to them trying to expose them or something shitty like that.
@nxcmike FUCK YOU YOU STUPID WEEB! THAT WAS MY GENERATION AND YOU DON’T FUCKING UNDERSTAND. I GREW UP WITH SUPER MARIO GALAXY 2, THE KINECT, MODERN WARFARE 3, YOU STUPID BITCH
NOO!!!
WHY DID HE HAVE TO FUCKING DIE MY FUCKING GOD I HATE THIS YEAR SO MUCH!!! FUCK 2019! I WISH I WAS BACK IN 2012, WHEN EVERYTHING WAS GOOD! I WISH GRUMPY CAT, GOOGLE PLUS, YOURFAVORITEMARTIAN, AND OTHER EPIC THINGS COULD COME BACK
MAN FUCK TRAFON! HE HATES MAD, FRES THE SHOW, AND HIGH FRUCTOSE ADVENTURES OF THE ANNOYING ORANGE?!?!
THAT BASTARD IS WORKING WITH FUCKING NO CONTEXT 2000S TO OVERTHROW ME. WHAT OTHER EARLY 10S SHOWS DOES THAT BASTARD HATE! HE PROBABLY HATES MORE! FUCK HIM
THE NEW YOUTUBE REWIND IS GAY, THE 2011 ONE IS BETTER! IT HAS MORE LIKES AND EVERYTHING, AND ACTUALLY GOOD YOUTUBERS LIKE SMOSH, THE GOOD VERSION OF SMOSH, NOT THE ONE WITH A BUNCH OF RANDOM PEOPLE.
#nophoneforayear
OH NO. I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I WOULD DO WITHOUT MY IPHONE 4S FOR A YEAR! I CAN'T PLAY ANGRY BIRDS, I CAN'T MAKE TALKING TOM VIDEOS, I CAN'T WATCH THE ANNOYING ORANGE, YFM, OR RAYWILLIAMJOHNSON. GRR, THIS YEAR IS GOING TO SUCK!