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[Jj @earnalpha]

@Mahaveer_VJ Ok which apps they made for india

[Jj @earnalpha]

@TARUNspeakss I read a bhikari .. still meaning remains same

[Jj @earnalpha]

@datta_arvind Wow donyou want to buy a bridge

[Jj @earnalpha]

Check out “World of Peppa Pig” on Netflix

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[The Shift Journal @TheShiftJournal]

Malcolm Gladwell explaining why some people succeed and some don't.

[🛑 mocking the PEOPLE @alextopol]

An anonymous timeline leaked online in June 2025, which outlined the WW3 timeline and it’s playing out almost exactly as described and it doesn’t end how you think. This Reel may be life saving for some if it holds true. If you’re pregnant, have children, or are struggling with

[Jj @earnalpha]

@theintrovurt @ValueWithPrem Don't bother bro.. he is grandada of feku. All stories he gets in his dreams

[Peyman Milanfar @docmilanfar]

this train wreck introduction is an example of how not to do it.

1. Ditch the phone, come prepared,
2. Bring them up after the intro, not during.
3. Acknowledge the speaker, make eye contact
4. Never call the rest of their resume a "waste of time”

[Jamal Dinkoui @BerbarianWizard]

Study (PMID: 21968274) hypothesizes that descendants of West African slaves in the Americas may have higher androgen receptor responsiveness due to survival-related selection during the transatlantic slave trade.

[Cardio Arena @CadioArena]

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Most people think height is fixed…
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[Jj @earnalpha]

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[Jj @earnalpha]

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[Camus @newstart_2024]

Full video: https://t.co/rkRZWo6VvH

[Muskan @Muskan_nnn]

0.01 percent chance to succeed

[CatGirl Kulak 😻😿 (Anarchonomicon) @FromKulak]

My advice to everyone staring down a global crisis, no matter the country: buy a .22 caliber pistol, several thousand rounds, look up improvised suppressors, and watch the 1989 short film "Elephant" about Northern Ireland

This is Modern Warfare

[Hanako @hanakoxbt]

Jane Street rolls back your application if you can't spin up Monte Carlo in your head

Most traders look at a $100 stock and place a bet.

Jane Street interns look at the same stock and simulate everything.

500,000 paths. One pricing equation:

ST = S0 × exp((r - σ²/2)T + σ√T × Z)

Each path is a possible future.

Average discounted payoff across all of them is the price.

Converges to Black-Scholes within pennies.

No opinions involved. Pure math.

Now here's why Jane Street tests this on a whiteboard.

They hand you a marker and expect this from memory:

d1 = (ln(S/K) + (r + σ²/2)T) / (σ√T)
d2 = d1 - σ√T

Drift μ vanishes completely from the equation.

Option price doesn't care where you think the stock goes.

Risk-neutral pricing broke everyone's intuition and Jane Street checks if you understand why.

The superday filters hard and fast:

> Zetamac below 50 means instant rejection.
> Unsolvable problems test your iteration with hints.
> Mock trading exposes your runtime under real pressure.
> Five rounds. No breaks. No second attempts.

Two thirds of their interns came from CS.

One third from pure mathematics.

Finance degrees almost never survive the screening.

The result for those who do:

$300K to $500K starting.
$1.4M company average.
$30M ceiling for star traders.

The edge isn't knowing the formula.
It's deriving it under pressure while five people watch.

[localminima @localminimaa]

YOU WILL NOT BECOME A QUANT

not because you're stupid. not because you don't have access to information

all the content is freee - MIT posted Strang's linear algebra course, Harvard gives away probability theory PDFs, Stanford - optimization

u won't become a quant because you dont have the discipline to solve 200 textbook problems in a row

cuz the moment you see an integral, your brain says "tooooooo hard" and you open TikToooook

while you're watching another 5-minute video "how I made $10K in a day trading crypto," a guy your age is sitting down deriving the BlackScholes equation from scratch.

nooot copying. Nooot googling the solution. takes a blank sheet, writes dΠ = rΠ dt, and an hour later he has the formula that underpins a trillion dollar derivatives industry on his desk

in 18 months he'll be making $300K-$500K u'll be complaining on Twitter that "markets are manipulated" and "the rich always win"

the difference isnt luck. the difference is that when he saw conditional probability P(A|B), he didn't close the article
he sat down and solved 50 problems until it became intuitive. and you read the definition, said "got it" and moved on. Spoiler: you didn't get it

here's the truth nobody tells you: Jane Street, Citadel, HRT - they're not looking for smart people they're looking for people who can sit on one problem for 6 hours and not give up

cuz in real trading, nobody's going to hand you a ready solution. The market is 5,000 simultaneous equations with 50,000 variables, and they're all changing every millisecond

the average Jane Street employee made $1.4 million per year in 2025. That's AVERAGE. Not top trader. Not a legend. Just a regular guy who knows what eigenvalue decomposition is and isn't afraid to use it

and you? You still think trading is about "feeling the market move"" That if you post cool profit screenshots on Telegram, someone will believe you know what you're doing

quants don't feel. Quants calculate. While you're guessing "will Bitcoin go up or down," they've already calculated that at current volatility σ=0.65, correlation with S&P ρ=0.43, and accounting for conditional probability based on onchain metrics, the expected value of going long is negative. So they short. And they take your money

this article gives you the entire roadmap. literally step-by-step what to learn, which books to read, what code to write. All free. All accessible. 18 months at 2 hours per day

but you won't start. because lvl 1 homework is "solve all problems from chapters 1-6 of Blitzstein's textbook" that's 150+ problems. and your brain has already found an excuse: "I don't need this, I'll just trade patterns"

okay. keep going. keep blowing up accounts and believing "next time I'll get lucky" And somewhere, a guy who's sitting today deriving Itô's lemma will be making your annual salary in a month in 2 years

and the funniest part? You'll read this text, feel a sting, maybe even tell yourself "damn, I need to get serious" u'll open the textbook. You'll see the first formula

and you'll close it

cuz you don't want to BE a quant. You want to LOOK LIKE a quant. And those are different things

[hoeem @hooeem]

Life is a FUCKING OMNI-MOGGING PARADISE:

• Squat racks and free weights exist so you can GYMMAXX, forge literal Greek-god aesthetics, and physically MOG every low-T couch potato in a 50-mile radius.

• Wi-Fi and the global economy exist so you can WIFI-MONEY-MAXX, scaling digital fkn empires from your laptop or phone and compound that shit while you sleep.

• The internet and endless literature exist so you can IQ-MAXX, absorbing literal centuries of human knowledge by just clicking deep research on it out llm and reading that shit whilst effortlessly outsmart the brain-rotted, doom-scrolling masses.

• Black coffee, grass-fed ribeyes, and nootropics exist to ignite your central nervous system with zero bloat, zero brain fog, pure unfiltered viking conqueror jet fuel on tap.

• The world is swarming with high-value, aesthetic 10s that you can just walk up and talk to once you’re confidence maxxing and gain infinite opportunities for just using high-conviction eye contact, effortless SAPIOPHILIC PULLS, and conduct absolute aura domination.

• You and your girl could start a hustle up together, close a deal, drink champagne and fuck all night long before jetting off and lifestyle maxxing in a European country whilst sharing a pack of Marlboro ciggies for the aesthetic only.

• You and the boys can mastermind a 6-figure launch, survive a grueling workout, then pop vintage champagne on a mountain after doing a celebratory hike maxx.

I HAVE SEEN SO MUCH DOOMERISM FROM THE GEN Z’S & MILLENIALS COMPLAINING ENDLESSLY AND THE SADDEST BIT? IT GETS CLICKS.

Brother, you could have easily been born a medieval peasant, farming frozen dirt for a king and dropping dead from a tooth ache at the age of 24.

You could have been born in a country that recruits child soldiers, or born in a country that think child marriage is okay, homosexuality is a crime, and committing terror on others is justified.

The world is at your finger tips.

IT’S TIME TO OMNI-MAX AND OMNI-MOG LIFE COUSIN! 🫵😹

[Shekhar Gupta @ShekharGupta]

Good points…
Ambani built the world’s largest greenfield refinery in a generation. It’s also among the world’s largest importer of hydrocarbons…
Of which Canada wants to sell India much more…
The meeting makes sense instead of Trudeau-style Bhangra gigs aimed at home vote base…