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Doctor Fuck is a world-renowned urologist based in Qatar, specialising in Fucking and Fuck-related illnesses

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Sometimes being a good #Urologist means managing your patients’ expectations in their sex life.

Men, it is *not* normal for a woman to orgasm from penetrative sex. Frankly, it’s a little weird!

Haha, after 13 years of #marriage, I should know!

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@c0ck_l3snar Hi Cuck.

That’s really terrible news. Please lie down, drink water, and monitor your temperature #DOCTORFUCK

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Nooooo idea how this works 😹😹@NHS lil help?

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This is your reminder to #Believe in yourself… even when it feels like you can’t.

I thought my career in medicine was over after what happened during my last residency in Boston.

Now, in Qatar, I’m thriving. I’m finally in a community that welcomes new and experimental ideas

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@Justaguy9834 To expand my business!

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A powerful song 👇

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Just like #actors, a lot of surgeons tend to have ‘backstage’ techniques to prepare themselves for their time in the operating room.

Me? I enjoy #ShadowBoxing, with #Scalpels

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Is this normal? @NHS

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WOW🚨: Scientists say cockroach milk is 3x more nutritious than human breast milk

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#Messi this, #Messi that.

Men, it’s #MESSY not to get your prostate checked regularly after the age of 40.

Hard truths!

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I have never been more nervous in my life.

Next week marks the start of my landmark surgical procedure, the ‘B-section’, entering a trial phase.

I fought the medical establishment every step of the way. Soon, we’ll know if we can dress a baby in a romper *inside the womb*.

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You'd think that for a #Doctor, my home life would be the epitome of healthy living and good practice.

Wrong! My wife smokes far too many cigarettes, and my son's BMI is MUCH higher than I'd like it to be.

I will keep trying with them!

#DoctorFuck #PersonalLife #DontJudgeABook

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@StreetNightLive I love my Salomon’s! So comfortable to wear around the hospital. Even if I get blood or phlegm on them, very easy to wipe off!

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Happy Sunday everyone! Enjoy the sunshine

#DOCTORFUCK #LAZYSUNDAY

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@vomit_induction A great idea. Happy wife, happy life! Haha. Unfortunately mine is not so happy with me after we moved to Qatar. But I will keep trying!

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@astral444444444 Come for a consultation!

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Today, I told one of my patients of the many health benefits of turmeric:

- improved joint pain
- better heart health

To this, he responded: ‘so I can smoke a few cheeky fags and lemon haze if I just have a bit of that turmeric then?’

Frankly, I had nothing to say! He got me!

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Just used #Gemini and #Sora to help me visualise a powerful and experimental new surgical technique.

These kinds of technologies really make me wonder: were my medical degrees really necessary?

#AI #DoctorFuck #Amazement

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@heykizuna Surgery!

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One of my fiercest medical rivals here in Doha, Dr. Gunther Vuitton, has just had one of his patients die on the operating table. It was during keyhole heart surgery for a man in his 30s.

I sent him my commiserations. But tonight, I’m celebrating!

#Competition #Rivalry #DrFuck