kelly

can we all please stop talking about determinism

[wint @dril]

AI was able to generate at least two porridge crisis scenarios after being trained only on Goldilocks and the Three Bears. We are not ready

[kelly @earthtokell]

@notkarleerose anyyyyywaaaaay

[kelly @earthtokell]

@notkarleerose she blocked me because i was dm’ing her ex about literal audio shit with our jobs. nothing flirty at all. we work in the same field… insecure, provocateur

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

Had sex with a man. My mistake

[Gritty @GrittyNHL]

liv
laff
LUV

[wint @dril]

(makingh the bitter beer face) ohh girl this pussy tastes fucking Normal

[wint @dril]

ufo eat's shit - ufo crashs into a circus tent and eats shit

[wint @dril]

imagine assuming the position of a dog and kissing the ass of the "MAINSTREAM" accounts. Muah muah muah. So stupid. Couldnt be me. No way

[kelly @earthtokell]

@lemonlasher u r very hot

[wint @dril]

heavens pray that the goofster, the gagmeister, and the stoogelord don't join forces and create a slapstick squad more powerful than the CIA

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

i am just going to be honest. i deserve 1 million kisses. every day

[wint @dril]

just thinking about how ad hominem all you mother fuckers are. and simply laughing to my self enjoying it

[Pabst Blue Ribbon @PabstBlueRibbon]

RT for a chance to win

[Adam Sandler @AdamSandler]

Happy loves you all! Thanks for everything!

[kelly @earthtokell]

hey everyone that’s my fucjing girlfriend

[RiFF RAFF / DALE DAN TONY / JODY HiGHROLLER @JODYHiGHROLLER]

iF iT GiVES ME ANXiETY
iT AiNT RiGHT FOR ME

[wint @dril]

sorry for not reading your dms ladys. i was busy yelling "MY MONEY IS TAKING A SHIT! MY MONEY IS TAKING A SHIT!" into a huge cell phone

[The Spectator Index @spectatorindex]

JUST IN: Jeff Bezos to step down as CEO of Amazon

[wint @dril]

getting my fuckin Onion sucked