Alyssa🪆

I love a nice cri$p margarita

[Alyssa🪆 @earthyblankets]

@crumbl hey so what the actual FUCK is this 😄 it was IN the cookie and in my mouth after taking a bite 😄

[Alyssa🪆 @earthyblankets]

@mcntanasky I have these on rn (from Amazon) and people can’t believe I didn’t get them done!

[Alyssa🪆 @earthyblankets]

Ads on Venmo is fucking crazyyyyy

[mr wife @wrinklefreelee]

asking my offline friends if they’ve seen the hunter biden foot job video

[Alyssa🪆 @earthyblankets]

@kartmaraj @TMFanSupport @Heel_Tyler Period

[Alyssa🪆 @earthyblankets]

I’m sorry but I really think LinkedIn is so stupid lmfao

[grim @Discount_Death]

70% of my body is made of youtube

[:p @t0ssm3]

not now daddy, kitten is going to blow her shit smoove off

[Alyssa🪆 @earthyblankets]

@mvriiess @mummymoreni1 @KellonDeryck No offense to the girl who made the typo but I YELPED

[️sof @sodazerosugar]

if i was on Pimp My Ride i’d ask for a freestyle coke machine in my car

[Alyssa🪆 @earthyblankets]

Not a SINGULAR appropriate thing to say………..,,,

[hq believes in love 🌻 @cupofjoehq]

Joe Jonas out and about in Miami yesterday!

[Alyssa🪆 @earthyblankets]

@karennnlovesit @velvettsunshine I fear you may be the only one

[Alyssa🪆 @earthyblankets]

@busilymisty @bonditch Yes

[Alyssa🪆 @earthyblankets]

@TheHitMan1776 @CollinRugg Y’all think everything is a conspiracy

[garshmo @garshmo]

I don’t want a bellybutton anymore

[Alyssa🪆 @earthyblankets]

@ThomasVeenFN @ItsBiggyBoy You must not be around women that often. I personally don’t know a singular one who looks the same at 30 than what she did at 20. Argue with ya mama

[Alyssa🪆 @earthyblankets]

@ThomasVeenFN @ItsBiggyBoy Me when I don’t understand that humans aren’t going to have a 20 year old’s figure forever

[NETTI🫐 @Blocboy_GT]

No substance i used was ever abused. Only loved

[Alyssa🪆 @earthyblankets]

nvr forget, I literally didn’t even go to school the next day

[J O E J O N A S @joejonas]

@LoveAlyssa_x hiii