Macy

I bought @5adtea some crocs 😎😎

[Winston A. Marshall @TheSwaggyBlerd]

Out of respect, my 9-5 can get fucked today.

RIP Queen!

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

If you’re not a cop and you drive a ford explorer then you have to accept responsibility for my paranoia

[CHANEL MURDER @ChanelMurder]

I love beating a dead horse idgaf I got something else to say

[nat @idontcur17250]

god forbid a girl be both whimsical and full of rage

[Seth Vargas @ohsethy]

In 20 years I will remake Cocaine Bear. No CGI. Real bears. Real cocaine.

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

& for the lady, perhaps a fucking break?

[arielle @ellycelly]

JULIUS PEPPERWOOD??!!

[Doctor Tom, Esq. @neosovietposter]

every single other person who is driving their car at the same time as me is a fucking animal who should be shot

[a @vlezvs]

happy father’s day to them

[kinga @gonerboner]

Jesus dying on the cross:

[frankie @frankieats]

unfollowed someone for saying they hate blueberry muffins do not fuck around with me please

[hbo max fka @streamonmax]

Get me to God's country.

[Everything Price Sufferer (but especially eggs) @agraybee]

Get me to god's country.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

when I text “interesting” this how i be looking

[The Halfway Post @HalfwayPost]

BREAKING: ICE just announced it is pausing the hotline where people can call to report undocumented immigrants because 90% of the calls are from people reporting Elon Musk.

[AT @primediscussion]

It’s snowing where it never snewed before.

[Black Girl @t_sadiity]

They closing schools but how cold it gotta be to close jobs? We human too tf