Elizabeth Spear

I'm a FILMMAKER, YA'LL.

[Elizabeth Spear @easpear]

@TwigBerry2024 @poshposh @BGatesIsaPyscho following, good luck.

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

I know this is all hard for you, @realdonaldtrump, so let me spell it out:

- Free testing
- Fee waivers
- Emergency sick leave
- Quarantines
- Cancellations
- Giving a damn

[Elizabeth Spear @easpear]

Monique had a very calm, genuine vibe and her massage technique was on point. She worked on what we asked her to and left my husband and I feeling amazing. Can't wait to schedule again!

[Elizabeth Spear @easpear]

Dr. Brown’s deluxe baby bottle warmer $20
Ingenuity swing used once $60
Fisher price vibrating rocker $40

[Elizabeth Spear @easpear]

I’ve heard a lot of hysterical men on TV this afternoon. #KavanaughConfirmation #IBelieveChristineBlaseyFord

[K-Ci’s “Alizeeeee” adlib on “How Do U Want It” @IceQuebe_]

Ted went full “All Lives Matter” instead of answering whether he thinks the killing of unarmed black folks is a problem and if so what solution does he have to offer #TXSenateDebate

[Elizabeth Spear @easpear]

Good job. Why not make 2018 the year of biodegradable straws @ChipotleTweets ?

[Elizabeth Spear @easpear]

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[Elizabeth Spear @easpear]

Anybody else in Austin not going to be ordering from Amazon for awhile?

[Elizabeth Spear @easpear]

Car full of dirty clothes and diapers, level 4 sleep deprivation, fine milk crust covering all electronics - yep,... https://t.co/WNt5I2zm7m

[Elizabeth Spear @easpear]

I bet Stephen Hawking is super psyched right now.

[Elizabeth Spear @easpear]

You know what it is, Mike Saenz? 3 Billboards would have made perfect sense had it been directed by Clint... https://t.co/eGXn9FunVo

[Elizabeth Spear @easpear]

Anyone need a job today? Here's Chris's post for your consideration and possibly amusement:... https://t.co/SGwK2hHIuR

[Elizabeth Spear @easpear]

@keithmaitland of... genius?

[Elizabeth Spear @easpear]

During last night's insomnia episode, I spent about an hour being legit fearful of being abducted by aliens. And... https://t.co/lq3URxvvb1

[Elizabeth Spear @easpear]

I smell coffee roasting from my front porch. #eastsidelove

[Elizabeth Spear @easpear]

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[Elizabeth Spear @easpear]

Can I just montage through this part of life?

[Elizabeth Spear @easpear]

Does somebody have a puppy I can borrow so I can make some baby-puppy videos?

[Elizabeth Spear @easpear]

Because they make me absolutely gag, I have to crush up Tums in yogurt like I’m a damn Labrador. There has to be... https://t.co/T9gfRcl2cs