Jeremy

I work in a donut factory. I do stand up comedy and I DONT take prescription medication.

[Jeremy @eastepsj]

A lot of inconsistent kickers in the NFL this year. It seems like the only one who can hit his target every time is #joshbrown

[Jeremy @eastepsj]

@RollingStone They should sell Michael Moore Halloween costumes. That is one scary looking dude.

[Jeremy @eastepsj]

Thanks to @TheNotoriousMMA highlights, there is a surplus of scrawny ass white dudes with nasty facial hair trying to fight everyone.

[Jeremy @eastepsj]

If anyone ever wants it to rain let me know about 5:30am and I'll leave the windows on my truck down when I get to work. Never fails.

[Jeremy @eastepsj]

Man.. you know what I did when I was getting ready to have my son and I didn't have healthcare? Got a job that provided healthcare.

[Jeremy @eastepsj]

@bmilleville Ah damnit. Leaving Memphis now!

[Jeremy @eastepsj]

Why can't two girls just win the bachelor this time? One for each of his huge ears.

[Jeremy @eastepsj]

@DavidLeeOrr wow that's crazy. I saw yesterday that movies that have time travel in them are illegal in China.

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Kemba channels his inner Swaggy P 😂 https://t.co/8MOSneCYdT

[Jeremy @eastepsj]

We're 45 minutes into Aladdin and I finally realize my son hasn't even been watching it this whole time. Good movie lol.

[Jeremy @eastepsj]

9:27 - "Alright... just one more Reese's Christmas tree."

9:27:16 - "Alright... just two more Reese's Christmas trees."

[Jeremy @eastepsj]

My wife wants me to tweet and vote for someone on The Voice so that's what I'm acting like I'm doing right now.

[Kevin O'Connor @KevinOConnor]

Is this the greatest moment in NBA history? https://t.co/ADCHqANufT

[Jeremy @eastepsj]

Hey @denisleary .. Why did you never mention 9/11 was an inside job on Rescue Me?

[Jeremy @eastepsj]

Can't wait for Donald Trump and Hillary Clintons match on WWE Smackdown tonight.

[Jeremy @eastepsj]

@funny_josh hell yeah! Way better slogan than his other one.

[Jeremy @eastepsj]

*reads today's articles on Trump*

Ha! Hell yeah I kinda like this guy!

[Jeremy @eastepsj]

Someone on my FB believes this and doesn't realize the pic is from one of his WWF battles. Lol you can see the ropes to the ring.

[Jeremy @eastepsj]

The great Arnie Palmer finishes the week 6 under...RIP #ArnoldPalmer

[Jeremy @eastepsj]

You ever see someone's FB status and you're like "that dude smokes meth."

Or... Do I need to keep unfriending people?