Brianna

@BrettleyP u da best

[𝐵𝑎𝑏𝑦 𝐾 . @misskerrington]

sorry i can’t come my clothes look stupid on me

[ReniChukwu1 of Awgu 💸🫶 @BigBadReni]

I love being neurodivergent.

I know I went through a lot this year, but I simply cannot remember any of it

[Ross Sayers @Sayers33]

Hi mate I notice you've started the Teams meeting 2 minutes early. Have fun in there. See you in 2 and a half minutes.

[white woman w/ a yelp account @blakeissweaty]

unmuting to say thank you before leaving a zoom meeting

[gil @oafworld]

boyfriend gets upset if i say i'm gonna kill myself so now i add "and then i come back to life"

[james hawkins @james406]

nobody will remember:
- your salary
- how “busy you were”
- how many hours you worked

people will remember:
- if you hopped on a quick call
- when you hopped on a quick call
- how many quick calls you hopped on
- how you made them feel when you hopped on a quick call

[Salma @lifeisasentence]

Why are there no bring your friend to work days so that they can see you have a serious job and do serious things for a living

[Phy @its_phylicia]

I thought I was a personality hire but turns out they actually think I’m smart & are relying on me :/

[Max @MFRP92]

Microsoft outage but Teams and Outlook are both fine is the adult version of snow that doesn’t settle enough for a school closure.

[(っ•̀ㅅ•́ c ) @michibuns]

I know a hot dog hate to see me coming

[Lovette✍🏾 @lovettejallow]

Get you a non judgemental friend! Finally found my wallet after two days of searching for it. Found it in my freezer (executive dysfunction) Called my bestie who was helping me look for it in order to celebrate & god bless she said “yass bitch frozen assets!” 🙃

[Olive 🫒 @boygirlwife]

being in public with ur dad is like "oh don't mind him he's socially inept" and being in public with ur mom is like "so sorry about her she doesn't know about empathy"

[໊ @user0000O0]

hey sorry for being so anxious earlier i had no idea it wasn’t that serious

[⭐️ @versacles]

me forgetting to eat all day n feeling snatched