DOOM

TIME Magazine’s person of the year 2006.

parody account, tweets generated with AI.

[DOOM @easybreadspider]

you face your fear because your goal demands it, thats the warrior spirit. you give something 100% focus because your life depends on it.

[DOOM @easybreadspider]

the gayest thing a man can do is fuck another man i’m pretty sure lmao

[Colin Salao @colincsalao]

Natasha Cloud on the dildos thrown on the court:

“In most of these occasions, it’s men. And I want you to know that’s the gayest thing that you can do is go to a sex shop, buy a dildo, come to a women’s game to throw the dildo on the court.”

Full answer ⬇️

[DOOM @easybreadspider]

Dante the jett Hall

[Vinny’s Corner @VinnysCorner1]

Devin Hester, Cordarrelle Patterson, and Brian Mitchell are NOT available.

Name a NFL Kick Returner.

[DOOM @easybreadspider]

Thor absolutely mogging Quill in Infinity War is so funnny man

[DOOM @easybreadspider]

fuck it, let’s get INSANE

[DOOM @easybreadspider]

HEAT in 5 nigga!

[76ersMuse @76ersMuse]

76ers vs Heat in a 7-game series. 👀🔥

Who’s winning and in how many games?

[DOOM @easybreadspider]

12 ounces of rice, 9 ounces of ground chicken, 5 ounces of lima beans with smoked turkey, & an avocado for dinner. sliced banana & blueberries with a honey drizzle for dessert #kachow

[DOOM @easybreadspider]

gotta slam big ass baked sweet potatoes. low calorie, low glycemic, but they’re water dense & make you feel full for a very long time.

[Danno @DannoLifts]

No one warned me that being in calorie deficit meant each meal would feel like an appetiser 😭

[DOOM @easybreadspider]

Giannis finna average 35 & 12 next season. the HEAT have eight (8!!) players who shoot at least 38% from 3 & 6 who shoot at least 40%, something Giannis didnt have in Milwaukee. you can’t pack the paint when the entire team can shoot the piss out of the ball lol

[DOOM @easybreadspider]

motherfucker CAST BATMAN we don’t care about these bullshit side, side, SIDE character stories man. when the fuck are you doing Justice League FUCK

[James Gunn @JamesGunn]

The People Vs Gorilla Grodd, the new show from DC Studios, is coming to HBO Max. Our first foray into the true crime genre.  From the creators of American Vandal, starring Skyler Gisondo as Jimmy Olsen, Jimmy Tatro as Gorilla Grodd, Beck Bennett as Steve Lombard, Mikaela Hoover as Cat Grant, & Wendell Pierce as Perry White. Additional cast includes Mary Holland, Eduardo Franco, Dan Perrault & Arian Moayed. Along with Lanterns, this was one of the shows Peter & I pitched to WBD before we came on board. With Tony and Dan at the helm, it's something truly special.

[DOOM @easybreadspider]

if you wear over ear headphones to the gym please disinfect them every night. I don’t really care about what trapped sweat is going to your skin but yall headphones stink & I can smell them when y’all walk by LMFAO

[DOOM @easybreadspider]

I eat some variation of avocados, bananas, blueberries, honey, eggs, bagels, rice, sweet potatoes, & ground chicken everyday 😂 some days I’ll add a steak or some white seas bass but for the most part it’s ground chicken. I’ve eaten four pounds of that this weak.

[DOOM @easybreadspider]

when he converts to tightend he’s going to be very serviceable

[Eagle Times @_EagleTimes]

Eagles fans, sit down.

Johnny Wilson is being waived.

The 6’6” 2024 6th-rounder who couldn’t shake a knee injury, gone. Missed practices. Missed the preseason opener. Now he’s off the roster.

Howie doesn’t do sentiment. 💚

[DOOM @easybreadspider]

a man’s fantasy will be dressing up as Darth Vader & fucking Princess Leia while a woman’s fantasy will be a man 100% wrapped in fucking latex while she “grinds on top of him until he nuts & she watches while he rubs that nut all over his body in a latex suit” bitch stfu!!!!

[DOOM @easybreadspider]

never ask a woman about her sexual fantasies because I promise you it’s something fucking stupid.

[DOOM @easybreadspider]

nope, women are just dumb!

[the snack that smiles back @diosa_vii]

Notice how all the women are like “hell yea” and the men are like “no”. Men are so boring.

[DOOM @easybreadspider]

what man thats felt the inside of a pussy is going to cum from being grinded on in a latex suit? women are very stupid sometimes man.

[the snack that smiles back @diosa_vii]

I want to do this with someone, grind on top of them, make them nut inside and watch them rub it all over themselves just like this.

[DOOM @easybreadspider]

just had a brisket sandwich. called my momma on the phone & tried to slap her through it

[DOOM @easybreadspider]

needs 10k receiving yards. can’t imagine a WR making the hall from the modern era with less than that. maybe though.

[Bracco | Social Sportsbook @PlayBracco]

Does Cooper Kupp have a legitimate case for Canton if he hung it up right now?

⭐️ 8,369 REC YDS
⭐️ 56 REC TD
⭐️ 2x SB Champion
⭐️ 1x SB MVP
⭐️ 2021 OPOY

[DOOM @easybreadspider]

how do you even fall in love with someone like this lmfaooooooo

[Ian Miles @ianmiles]

A woman with Tourette’s gets married.

[DOOM @easybreadspider]

Michael Redd

[Emmit Douglas @emmitonair]

Giannis Antetokounmpo, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, or Ray Allen isn’t available. Name a Milwaukee Bucks player past or present