The Russian parliament has voted to make a law, one of the most draconian since the collapse of the Soviet Union, which will see protesters imprisoned for TEN YEARS for the "crime" of "making too much noise" while protesting peacefully.
Oh did I say "Russian"?
I meant "British".
My theory is: Masterchef judges like wanky food, because quality of produce in the UK isn't great so British chefs have to make up for it. But someone like Daniel is an incredible chef, but he doesn't do anything too wild because there is such good product n Portugal #MasterChef
Nooooooooooooooo! Not Daniel!!!!! There was nothing wrong with the cooking of his dish unlike the sickly tarte tatin! SHAME ON THEM #MasterChefTheProfessionals#MasterChef