Sampson Dubois

“You must deal with circumstances such as you find them”

[Sampson Dubois @easymoneysnipe]

Coach Romero didn't have to throw shade like that though 😂

[Pak @Pakattack69]

5 first rounders is like 20 years of NBA production 😂😂

[Saad. @SaadInCyber]

About 5000 testosterone pumped marines who haven't known feminine touch in over 250 days just landed in Thailand.

This is a cannon event for the ladyboy community. They will remember this like Middle Eastern cultures remember the great flood 😭

[Nico Laferrera @FlockGangNeek]

That first NFL Sunday is going to hit like crack in the 80s

[fourdtough @fourdtough]

SNF. MNF. & TNF.

[Stunna @incognitoStunna]

Not now kitten, daddy is hand picking the grown men who get to piss him off for the next 17 weeks

[AJ @aj_2869]

Cowboys vs Redskins rivalry lives on!

[b @saggyboobs]

girls be stashing their tummy in their pants like it’s a glock

[Comrade Stump @GranTorinoDSA]

Randy Orton has been hearing voices in his head for damn near twenty years and he never killed anybody

[Tony on the boat @realfromtheboat]

5 things I’m looking forward to this month:

1. Football
2. Betting on football
3. Watching football
4. Fantasy football
5. Football

[Russell “Lebron” Jordan @RJordan25pc]

Liked the ig story. Now all she has to do is reach out to me and plan a date

[❄️ @JustBeTweeting]

A woman sitting on your lap be crazy because you can just feel that crockpot heating up

[Esmond @blackveraldo]

you can take 3 Ls and still make it to a game 7

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

fat girls bragging about having big titties is like unemployed guys bragging bout having the day off

[sage of six bands @khay_szn]

eating at my favorite restaurant and there's free drinks ?? c'mon man

[The Modern Masculine Man @masculineman77]

The studs are so god damn beautiful...

They literally "wake up like this"...

They have hair lines, beautiful skin and their eyebrows aint all fuck up from shaving and redrawing them...

[The Mining Guy. 👷🏾‍♂️ @TheMiningGuySA]

As an adult you literally have 37 minutes to celebrate a win until you face another inconvenience. 😭

[Sampson Dubois @easymoneysnipe]

Jesus! Okay, Jalin Turner! Fuck!

[KJADE STONE @shelivedinpeace]

nigga was named mike ‘the situation’

[Trey Rowland @trey_rowland59]

ordered the number 5 at jimmy john's and now i have a voicemail from jayden daniels' lawyer