Uptown Top Ranting

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why do women waste their time trying to find out or understand what men are thinking? they should know by now, men don´t think.

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true quote 0349 GMT 18-12-10. i love my friends :-)

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'ok, i did get thrown out of the party; but then again, i´d had enough to drink...and i was(italics)quite tired & ready to go home anyway'.

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mercury is in retrograde for capricorns and scorpios. i am not one of them, but fuck that bitch is kicking my ass right now.

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scarlett johansson is single, good news fellas!

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That perhaps the percentage of men who have more than one thing on their minds is low? Who ever would have thought?!

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'Shortlist'(magazine) sponsors Beer&Pizza(tvshow), for men who have more than 1 thing on their mind. It rates 0.9. What does this suggest?

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had to run for it when i got home. phone still in hand. flushed loo, dropped phone. watched it swim away. called the plumber. pointless.

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a lovely walk home in the sunshine, the sea sparkling like diamonds. made me want to pee all that water everywhere.

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at first it was all looking marvellous. love and support from near and afar. a beautiful day. delicous tapas.

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just the missing out bit, not the subscription. i think he´s dead now anyway. or very old. such a magazine could be dangerous.

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quote-unquote, boston strangler (boston), some time last century.whilst commiserating on lost opportunities

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you cuntz owe me a subscription to playboy-penthouse at least. the one u miss out on is the one u never catch up on.

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other than..perhaps..what happened to the 10inch black cock i had lined up 4 the weekend? o yeah, gracias spanish air traffic controllers

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fook, i´ve out-ranted myself. can´t think of a single rant that out-ranks the seductive sounds of my sheets calling right now

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Now, which one of them´s the odd one out? i´m going to leave you to dwell on that for a good 8 hours. still won´t help, but good luck :-)

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dumb jokes aside, how about OBAMA. John Lennon. Britney Spears. Robbie Williams. Cheryl Cole. Simon Cowell.

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but something has gone wrong with the key words function. so let´s try POKER--or poke HER! whoever the lucky her/she is!

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i know, i know, the strategic planners were relying on the late nite revellers psychographic group to come home wasted & find me

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then again, saturday is probably not the most strategically logical night to go on the campaign trail.