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[Pete Blackburn @PeteBlackburn]

We've got a good old fashioned Jack-Off tonight

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Me voting

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👍🏻

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@dta316 Haha i just said slovis stinkis at the same time

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👍🏻

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Take everything you know about bread and throw it out the window...

Now, let me tell you about this invention I made:

Bread

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I like my movies like I like my pasta... 'Meatballs 2'

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You know the funniest part about doing an office conga line?

When you look back and realise you're doing it alone.
And you're not in an office, you're in a psychiatric hospital.

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Now I don't know much about geopolitics, but that is one cool name for a country: 'Chad'

[BAKED TOFU NATIONALIST @ohwowcrazy]

I got a hot date tonight
!⃝ 𝗧𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗰𝗹𝗮𝗶𝗺 𝗶𝘀 𝗱𝗶𝘀𝗽𝘂𝘁𝗲𝗱
A date
!⃝ 𝗧𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗰𝗹𝗮𝗶𝗺 𝗶𝘀 𝗱𝗶𝘀𝗽𝘂𝘁𝗲𝗱
Dinner with a friend
!⃝ 𝗧𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗰𝗹𝗮𝗶𝗺 𝗶𝘀 𝗱𝗶𝘀𝗽𝘂𝘁𝗲𝗱
Dinner alone
!⃝ 𝗧𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗰𝗹𝗮𝗶𝗺 𝗶𝘀 𝗱𝗶𝘀𝗽𝘂𝘁𝗲𝗱

[Magwood @davonmagwood]

Trump got the current American Experience.
Got Covid, Lost his job and is about to get evicted.

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RT @eatslikeaking: RT @eatslikeaking: Me voting “Every vote counts” https://t.co/k5BLM56hcY

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@Flound2k I’ll always remember your sbarro joke.

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@Flound2k RIP Mike, man, woman, camera, tv.

[Spittin' Chiclets @spittinchiclets]

QUINTUPLE OT.

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RT @eatslikeaking: RT @eatslikeaking: Me voting “Every vote counts” https://t.co/k5BLM56hcY

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Me voting “Every vote counts” https://t.co/k5BLM56hcY

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RT @eatslikeaking: Me voting “Every vote counts” https://t.co/k5BLM56hcY

[Down Goes Brown @DownGoesBrown]

You can have Primer or 12 Monkeys or Edge of Tomorrow, this remains the greatest ever masterpiece of the time travel genre.

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@jeffunscripted what happened? I literally turned on my xbox for the first time in a year and its been updating

[Ryan LeFevre @feve10]

This may be the only time this clip will be relevant

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@Flound2k I bet they are monitoring the situation closely

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@Allegiant sucks in case you didnt already know. Cant reach anyone by phone or email