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Walking around the city with my script and pen, scribbling notes onto my page, turning on the radio in the car and hearing the anticipation of the Oscar’s… I see my future and it’s bright. Timing is everything

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YouTube recommendations screenshots

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When your butthole is itchy and you take a shit and the shit is hard so when it comes out it scratches the itch away

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Bismillah his nutsack gets stuck in a chainlink fence as he jumps over it to escape his homophobic parents

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something

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Had a dream I tweeted something

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Talked about goonsharting and fartmaxxing to my guy friend and now he’s talking about some “I like you” man gtfo my face right now

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They’re roleplaying office jobs on Roblox

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Heard sweater weather and the beach live I can die happy now

[scaremy | NEWS BITES @then0wnow]

when they’re mean to decoy dan in primetime

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just saw someone spell forget as “forghet”

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AITAH for telling a stranger that their baby is a sub 5 and has a negative canthal tilt

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@freaksagi I don’t like this I don’t like this

[Carrie Wittmer 👻 @carriesnotscary]

tried to spit out my mouthwash like robert pattinson does in primtime and hit my head hard on the towel rack

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Sometimes I’ll go into a Starbucks and grab a coffee that’s been on the counter if nobody is grabbing it #freedrink

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@Staceballs The delivery of this line was the best fucking thing I’ve ever seen

[HAZY DAYDREAMS @lololily7]

still being oomfs w someone after losing interest in the fandom that we met in

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Why does connecting with someone feel like you’re dying

[EvanAC @EvanAboutCinema]

Chris Hansen in the theater watching Primetime:

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Being straight is a curse

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@ingridattack Had one class and came home and tried to nap but it didn’t work so I just laid there with my eyes closed for 2 hours