shrimp 'fried rice' jimbo

mmm milk

[shrimp 'fried rice' jimbo @eatursprouts]

I'm actually done with Twitter dude, I'm getting the most gruesome shit on my tl. I just got a video of a bear ripping a living fish's skin off. Goodbye.

[shrimp 'fried rice' jimbo @eatursprouts]

really stupid

[FLY | Jmook @jakedirado]

MELEE & ULTIMATE PLAYERS

Describe your strength in one word. I'll start:

Focus.

[Kaitlyn Red Wing @KaitlynRedWing]

the korok crucifixions have begun

[shrimp 'fried rice' jimbo @eatursprouts]

if you hand me the aux I WILL play the "as told by ginger" theme song

[shrimp 'fried rice' jimbo @eatursprouts]

why is my tl just endless clips of koroks having war crimes committed against them

[GØGO @SUPERKAl64]

gonna need 20 hearts and 3 stamina wheels to pull me out

[☆オードリーAudrey☆ @aitaikimochi]

I’M ACTUALLY CRYING WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS 😭

[𝗕𝗿𝗲𝗲𝘇𝘆’🦉 @OvOBrezzzy]

This is iconic trash talking

[最多情報局 @tyomateee]

こんなスー���ーマンは嫌だ選手権、堂々の1位 https://t.co/WahKxz5C9w

[Dad 2.0 - needs a nap @DadaBaseThought]

My wife is hilarious

We’ve been trying to get ahold of our sons daycare corporate for 4 months and they literally do not answer phones or email

She applied for a job and when they contacted her for an interview she asked to be transferred to the person we needed to talk to

[shrimp 'fried rice' jimbo @eatursprouts]

I know one singular spoiler for tears of the kingdom and let's just say lollies are taking an L today

[shrimp 'fried rice' jimbo @eatursprouts]

@ProtoManiaTV I read the pct Manga. I'm familiar with the lore

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

https://t.co/Sp0uAeS1g6

[shrimp 'fried rice' jimbo @eatursprouts]

@rylands_island Yeah it was fucked haha

[shrimp 'fried rice' jimbo @eatursprouts]

ayo gotta love logging in to Twitter and the first video on my feed is a dude getting bombed then fucking shooting himself in the head. It's 7am on a Thursday it should have been that double cheeked up clip instead

[shrimp 'fried rice' jimbo @eatursprouts]

@ProtoManiaTV No it's cool I'll just ask my mom

[shrimp 'fried rice' jimbo @eatursprouts]

fuck nintendo for planning, scheduling, and releasing the new Zelda game tomorrow when they knew full well I would only have $5 in my back account on May 12th 2023

[shrimp 'fried rice' jimbo @eatursprouts]

@ProtoManiaTV Idk like 30-45 minutes of smash arena and a peek at my game