Bankrupt Ned

Presidential candidate, obviously

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Thinking about trading my car in for a pair of Heelys

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FIFA is a hot pile of dog shit

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A farm with 10,000 mink definitely doesn’t have any explaining to do

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Around 10,000 mink escaped from a farm in northwest Ohio on Tuesday. Officials have discouraged residents from attempting to capture them on their own, and warned that they could attack small pets and livestock. https://t.co/7x6UgFeb8V

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I hope Wayne from Maine is well

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🗣🗣🗣

[NBACentral @TheDunkCentral]

“I’ve never been a defensive liability. This is the most frustrating label I get. It’s because of me being 5’9. Nobody has ever taken advantage of me on an NBA court”

- Isaiah Thomas

(Via @balldontstop )

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Insurance lady is telling me about “dependents”

More like “free loaders,” am I right

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@KellyRocheleau Commercial break

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And we’re back to Who Gives A Shit

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@EverettNA_ @mmuemu1 @adrian_hehe @unusual_whales Read a book

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Northwestern has gotta be the dumbest name ever. Ain’t nothing northwestern about Chicago

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Motherfuckers open doors for me

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The one part you always skip in that 35 minute song

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Can’t help but chuckle when someone at a register asks me if I want to donate to the troops

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So you just gonna
bring me a birthday gift
on my birthday
to my birthday party
on my birthday
with a birthday gift???

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Bryce Harper show

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@ESPNUK This is bait

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Where’s the gofundme. Free her

[AP Oddities @AP_Oddities]

Sting operation: A Massachusetts woman faces multiple assault and battery charges for allegedly releasing a swarm of bees on a group of sheriff's deputies, some of them allergic to bee stings. https://t.co/6Tsw4wimc8

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Bath salts

[Junebug @Juninuninunioh]

Cedar Point

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I think we take zippers for granted

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@TheNBACentral @JakeLFischer This is dumb

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Yo my boss is like asking me to do things

What the heck